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#1 quakers1222

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Posted 22 February 2009 - 11:56 PM

A blonde and a lawyer were seated next to each other on a long flight. To pass
the time, the lawyer suggested that they try to stump one another with trivia.

"If I ask you something that you don't know, you owe me $5. The same goes if
you ask me something I don't know." The blonde refused.

"Okay. If you don't know an answer, you pay me $5, but if I donít know an
answer, I pay you $50."
The blonde accepted. The Lawyer went first.
"What is the distance from the earth to the moon?"

The blonde didn't say anything, but merely reached into her purse, pulled out
a $5 bill and handed it to the lawyer. Then it was her turn.


"What has four legs going up a hill, but only three coming down?"

The lawyer had no idea, so he gave her a $50 bill.


"So, what is it?"


The blonde said nothing, but merely reached into her purse and gave a $5 bill
to the lawyer.

#2 jobo2mi

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Posted 23 February 2009 - 12:43 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

#3 msdani1981

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 08:36 PM

LOL Hilarious!! Great one!

#4 bird-man-iac

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 01:59 AM

HEE HEE i love it ha ha ha ha ha laugh.gif



#5 owned by racal

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 11:04 AM

O love this


#6 NICKO

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Posted 15 July 2010 - 02:54 AM

Nice One!