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#1 ElvisQuackley

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 01:09 PM

The One Liner
How do you avoid falling hair?... You step out of the way!


The Joke
Mark wants everything to be perfect for his anniversary trip to the hotel where he and his wife honeymooned 30 years earlier. So he gets there a day early to make all the arrangements. That night, he e-mails her but misspells the address and it goes to a recent widow.

The next day, the widow's son finds his mother passed out in front of her computer. On the screen is this e-mail: "My darling wife, I've just gotten here and everything's set for your arrival tomorrow. I hope your trip down here will be as pleasant as mine.

"P.S. It's really hot!"


The Prank
Unscrew the showerhead and place a teabag inside. Screw the shower head back on like nothing's out of the ordinary. Tea bag + hot water = shower full of tea. Make sure to pick a nice smelling tea. The last thing you want to do is spend the day with someone who smells like English breakfast tea

Sit Back and Laugh!




{Taken from my blog http://elvisquackley.com/jokes }