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Posted 23 June 2010 - 10:28 PM

A man goes to Morris the tailor to try on a new custom-made suit. The first thing he notices is that the sleeves are too long.

"No problem," says Morris the tailor. "Just bend them at the elbow and hold them out in front of you. See, now it's fine."

"But the collar is up around my ears!"

"It's nothing. Just hunch your back up a little... no, a little more... that's it."

"But I'm stepping on my cuffs!" the man cries in desperation.

"Nu, bend you knees a little to take up the slack. There you go. Look in the mirror -- the suit fits perfectly."

So, twisted like a pretzel, the man lurches out onto the street. Sherry and Florence see him go by.

"Oh, look," says Sherry, "that poor man!"

"Yes," says Florence, "but the suit -- what a beautiful fit."