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#1 Uncle Zippy

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Posted 29 April 2008 - 09:56 PM

10011010110010011010110011001001011010011011011!!!

Trust me, your computer has milk coming out it's hard drive. tongue.gif

#2 tomead

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Posted 29 April 2008 - 10:04 PM

That's funny! If I was Charles Babbage I might have wet myself.

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Posted 30 April 2008 - 02:02 PM

I dont understand. dry.gif

#4 Pepsi or Coke

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Posted 30 April 2008 - 02:23 PM

tell me about it


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Posted 30 April 2008 - 02:43 PM



#6 Uncle Zippy

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 03:25 PM

Is that BCOM?

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 04:08 PM

QUOTE (Obie Ron Kenobi @ May 1 2008, 04:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Is that BCOM?
Yep, my 'puter always expersses those things via the monitor. wink.gif

I wish I knew what the joke was but you know the saying: "There are 10 types of people; those who understand binary and those who don't."

#8 tomead

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 04:32 PM

It would have been funnier if it was real binary code (divisible by 8)

Try this one. If you figure it out, say it out loud 10 times.
01101001001001110110110100100000011100110110111101100110011000010010000001101011
01101001011011100110011100100000011101110110010101100101001000000111010001101111
0110010001100100001000000110100101110100

#9 tomead

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 05:13 PM

QUOTE (kate @ Apr 30 2008, 02:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I dont understand. dry.gif

Here is a good explanation from the web.

How this all works:
The binary number system (aka base 2) represents values using two symbols, typically 0 and 1.
Computers call these bits. A bit is either off (0) or on (1). When arranged in sets of 8 bits (1 byte) 256 values can be represented (0-255).
Using an ASCII chart, these values can be mapped to characters and text can be stored.
It's not magic, it's just math!

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 05:24 PM

QUOTE (tomead @ May 1 2008, 05:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It would have been funnier if it was real binary code (divisible by 8)

Try this one. If you figure it out, say it out loud 10 times.
01101001001001110110110100100000011100110110111101100110011000010010000001101011
01101001011011100110011100100000011101110110010101100101001000000111010001101111
0110010001100100001000000110100101110100
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I spent awhile trying to figure out what a "sofa king" had to do with the rest.






#11 tomead

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 05:35 PM

ROFLMBO! I was taken on that one recently.

#12 LuvMyHarley1

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 08:09 PM

I'm like Kate---what in the heck are you all talking about????

Never mind---I wouldn't understand if you spelled it any simplier..... laugh.gif Just reading from now on....

#13 sgtcluck

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 08:17 PM

Well I am sure glad that I am not the only one who doesn't understand. wink.gif

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 08:17 PM

QUOTE (LuvMyHarley1 @ May 1 2008, 08:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm like Kate---what in the heck are you all talking about????

Never mind---I wouldn't understand if you spelled it any simplier..... laugh.gif Just reading from now on....



I'm gonna part with an insider secret that is easier than yousing a chart. Go to http://nickciske.com/tools/binary.php
copy and paste the numbers

01101001001001110110110100100000011100110110111101100110011000010010000001101011
01101001011011100110011100100000011101110110010101100101001000000111010001101111
0110010001100100001000000110100101110100

You will see what the joke is. This is better than pig-latin!!

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 08:37 PM

01011001011011110111010100100000011001110111010101111001011100110010000001100001
011100100110010100100000011100110110100101101100011011000111100100100001!!! tongue.gif

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#16 Uncle Zippy

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 08:57 PM

01100010011110010111010001100101001000000110110101100101


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Posted 01 May 2008 - 08:58 PM

QUOTE (Casey's Mom @ May 1 2008, 08:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
01011001011011110111010100100000011001110111010101111001011100110010000001100001
011100100110010100100000011100110110100101101100011011000111100100100001!!! tongue.gif

Did that work? laugh.gif



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#18 Pepsi or Coke

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Posted 02 May 2008 - 10:30 PM

now i get it!

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Posted 08 May 2008 - 07:36 PM

01001110011011110111011100100000010010010010000001100011011000010110111000100000
011101010110111001100100011001010111001001110011011101000110000101101110011001000
010000001101001011101000010000001110111011010010111010001101000001000000110000100
100000011101110110010101100101001000000110110001101001011101000111010001101100011
001010010000001101000011001010110110001110000

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QUOTE (Obie Ron Kenobi @ May 1 2008, 09:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
01100010011110010111010001100101001000000110110101100101


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01110111011011110111010101101100011001000110111001110100001000000011011100100000
011011000110010101110100011101000110010101110010011100110010000001100010011001010
010000001110011011010010110110101110000011011000110010101110010001000000111010001
101000011000010110111000100000011101000110100001101001011100110010000001100010011
010010110111001100001011100100111100100100000011000110110111101100100011001010011
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Posted 20 May 2008 - 12:57 AM

01011001011011110111010100100000011010000110000101110110011001010010000001110100
011011110010000001101000011000010111011001100101001000000110000101101110001000000
100000101101101011001010111001001101001011000110110000101101110001000000110000101
100011011000110110010101101110011101000010000001110100011011110010000001100111011
001010111010000100000011101000110100001100101001000000010001001110111011001010110
010100100000011101000110111101100100011001000010000001101001011101000010001000100
00001100010011010010111010000101110