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Joke - A Blonde's Year In Review


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#1 Hunnybird

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Posted 08 December 2008 - 12:09 AM

A Blonde's Year in Review.
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...HELLOOO!...bottles won't fit in printer.

March - Got really excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2 - 4 years"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out.

May- Tried to make Kool-Aid - wrong instructions... 8 cups of water won't fit into that little packet.

June- Tried to go water skiing - couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stoke swimming competition...learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms.

August- Got locked out of my car in a rain storm...car swamped because soft-top was open.

September- The capital of California is "C", isn't it?

October- Hate M&M's - they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 !!!

December - Couldn't dial 911- duh - there's no eleven on the stupid phone


#2 quakers1222

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Posted 08 December 2008 - 02:57 PM

lol i loooove blond jokes

#3 owned by racal

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Posted 05 October 2009 - 07:23 PM

laugh.gif ok this is proof lol i have blonde hair and was trying to figure out why it was funny about the power outtage and escalator for about a minute hahahaha

#4 CosmoKramer04

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Posted 18 October 2009 - 01:42 PM

LOL!! Too funny!