Jump to content


MOVING

The forum has been moved to a new server.

Please visit QuakerParrotForum.net

and register there to participate in the community.

 

We will do our best to maintain these archives so that you can still search and find answers to your Quaker questions!


Photo

29 Lines To Make You Smile


  • Please log in to reply
1 reply to this topic

#1 KathyC

KathyC

    Adv Member

  • Members
  • 2,432 posts
  • Country:USA

Posted 24 June 2009 - 09:46 PM

The Twenty Nine Line To Make you Smile



May God bless you all year Have a nice day.. 2009

TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE

1. My husband and I divorced over religious
differences.
He thought he was God and I didn't.
2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every
minute of it.
3. Some people are alive only because it's
illegal to kill them.
4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out
alive.
6. You're just jealous because the
voices only talk to me
7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
8. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
9. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are
just missing.
10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy,
why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
12. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
13. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
14.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
15. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
16. Being 'over the hill' is much better than
being under it!
17. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When
I Grew up.
18. Procrastinate Now!
19. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With
That?
20. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
21. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash
advance.
22. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
23. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already
taken.
24. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
25. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up
three
thousand times the memory..
26. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a
lifetime commitment for a
pig.
27. The trouble with life is there's no background
music..
28. The original point and click interface was a Smith
& Wesson.
29.
I smile because I don't know what is going on.

Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your
friends!
Life is too short and friends are too few






#2 Dave

Dave

    Official Bird-Brain

  • Senior Forum Manager
  • 3,137 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Auburn, MA
  • Country:United States

Posted 25 June 2009 - 08:00 AM

For some reason, number 13 makes me laugh every time I see this. laugh.gif Thanks!