QUOTE (Sandi Kiwis Mom @ Sep 17 2006, 08:31 PM)

Very good job and now you know we all want explicit instructions. Some of us (ahem) are physically and mentally challenged...ha ha
Materials for perches:
10 feet of PVC pipe (HD will only allow you to buy it in these lengths, but 10 feet was around $2.17 or something and I have a lot left over for later)
T-connector (1)
cross (+) connector (1)
end caps (4)
Base materials:
12x24 piece of laminated shelving6.5 feet of pine trimFor the base, I used a laminated shelf because it is sturdy and wipes down easily. That was about $3.50 and the trim was the most expensive part at 75c a foot.
You need to drill a hole into the base material. Find the center and then take a boring bit (one of these:
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000...CLZZZZZZZ_.jpg and drill just until the point of the bit comes through the bottom. If you don't have a boring bit, you can use a regular drill bit...you just drill a bunch of holes in the same spot until you get the size hole you need. It's not as pretty, but it will work.
Then, decide what height and lengths you want the perches. I just winged it and knew I wanted a longer perch on the bottom ad a smaller on top. PVC is easily cut with a hack saw, but I have a special PVC cutter tool (my husband has every tool known to man

Cut your pieces, then sand them down with some rough grit sandpaper (100 grit is good) or skip sanding and just cover them later with vet wrap.
Stick an end cap on one end of each of the perch pieces that aren't going into the connectors. With a small drill bit, drill a hole completely through the end cap if you want to hang something from it. After I drilled the holes, I used very small zip ties to make loops that I will be able to hang stuff from. If you don't have zip ties, you can always just thread a piece of sisal through the holes themselves or use some thin cotton rope.
Assemble the perch, making sure everything is tightly together. Insert into the base, and voila! Cover with your favorite toys.
Now, if you want to do the trim on the bottom you can do it two ways. If you have a miter saw, you can miter the corners. If you don't (most don't) just butt the ends of the trim against each other. Nail in place with small, zinc-free nails, and you are done.
The trim I used is about 1/2 inch taller than the shelf so I have a little lip there to catch whatever falls down when the bird is on the perch.
The instructions are harder to read than the perch is to make, trust me