who is very

Once there was
a great big
spinach eating ogre.
He didn't like
to be bothered.
One day he
saw a strange
little green bird
and he wondered
what kind of
Creature this was?
Could it be ???
The creature made
A very strange.....
little squeak noise........
That went Mooooooooo
It must be........
a little green.....
quaker parrot that
says,"mooooooo to...
Anybody that dares....
to touch the
solid gold tail!
you could only
touch the tail
if you were
quick and agile
and very very
stupid, because if.......
you touch the.....
tail, it will
give off a.............
a stinky smell....
that could only
be explained with
the greatest of
eloquence. The scent
of strong garlic
could be smelled
A million miles........
from beautiful Earth
and also could...
cause you to
think you were
going to go
to New Zealand.
A magical place,
where birds fly
through fluffy pink
clouds. The pastures...
were simply beautiful
except for a
a big blob!
So the Orge (remember him?)
told the bird
who was there
up in the
pink fluffy clouds
that he was
looking after the
small brown cows
that were with..
lots of old
obese alcoholic cowherds
that were really
sweet lovable guys
they sat eating
THAT JUST HAPPENED
to be wearing
shirts with quakers
all over it
I think they
were very upset
I mean, Really,
because they were
about to eat
some very large
brownish, greenish, whiteish
but not yellowish
fruit that didn't
look quite right
like they thought
So now they
decided they would
have someone else
take a look
and see just
what the heck
that weird growth was
On the fruit
could possibly be
to my dismay
it moved, so
it must be
a mutated nutriberry
now, everyone knows
what a mutated
nutriberry could possibly
be like a
ray of sunshine
to a "Quaker"

who is very

adament when it

Once there was
a great big
spinach eating ogre.
He didn't like
to be bothered.
One day he
saw a strange
little green bird
and he wondered
what kind of
Creature this was?
Could it be ???
The creature made
A very strange.....
little squeak noise........
That went Mooooooooo
It must be........
a little green.....
quaker parrot that
says,"mooooooo to...
Anybody that dares....
to touch the
solid gold tail!
you could only
touch the tail
if you were
quick and agile
and very very
stupid, because if.......
you touch the.....
tail, it will
give off a.............
a stinky smell....
that could only
be explained with
the greatest of
eloquence. The scent
of strong garlic
could be smelled
A million miles........
from beautiful Earth
and also could...
cause you to
think you were
going to go
to New Zealand.
A magical place,
where birds fly
through fluffy pink
clouds. The pastures...
were simply beautiful
except for a
a big blob!
So the Orge (remember him?)
told the bird
who was there
up in the
pink fluffy clouds
that he was
looking after the
small brown cows
that were with..
lots of old
obese alcoholic cowherds
that were really
sweet lovable guys
they sat eating
THAT JUST HAPPENED
to be wearing
shirts with quakers
all over it
I think they
were very upset
I mean, Really,
because they were
about to eat
some very large
brownish, greenish, whiteish
but not yellowish
fruit that didn't
look quite right
like they thought
So now they
decided they would
have someone else
take a look
and see just
what the heck
that weird growth was
On the fruit
could possibly be
to my dismay
it moved, so
it must be
a mutated nutriberry
now, everyone knows
what a mutated
nutriberry could possibly
be like a
ray of sunshine
to a "Quaker"
who is very
adament when it

comes to nutraberries.

because, of course

nutriberries are a

magical source of

Once there was
a great big
spinach eating ogre.
He didn't like
to be bothered.
One day he
saw a strange
little green bird
and he wondered
what kind of
Creature this was?
Could it be ???
The creature made
A very strange.....
little squeak noise........
That went Mooooooooo
It must be........
a little green.....
quaker parrot that
says,"mooooooo to...
Anybody that dares....
to touch the
solid gold tail!
you could only
touch the tail
if you were
quick and agile
and very very
stupid, because if.......
you touch the.....
tail, it will
give off a.............
a stinky smell....
that could only
be explained with
the greatest of
eloquence. The scent
of strong garlic
could be smelled
A million miles........
from beautiful Earth
and also could...
cause you to
think you were
going to go
to New Zealand.
A magical place,
where birds fly
through fluffy pink
clouds. The pastures...
were simply beautiful
except for a
a big blob!
So the Orge (remember him?)
told the bird
who was there
up in the
pink fluffy clouds
that he was
looking after the
small brown cows
that were with..
lots of old
obese alcoholic cowherds
that were really
sweet lovable guys
they sat eating
THAT JUST HAPPENED
to be wearing
shirts with quakers
all over it
I think they
were very upset
I mean, Really,
because they were
about to eat
some very large
brownish, greenish, whiteish
but not yellowish
fruit that didn't
look quite right
like they thought
So now they
decided they would
have someone else
take a look
and see just
what the heck
that weird growth was
On the fruit
could possibly be
to my dismay
it moved, so
it must be
a mutated nutriberry
now, everyone knows
what a mutated
nutriberry could possibly
be like a
ray of sunshine
to a "Quaker"
who is very
adament when it
comes to nutraberries.
because, of course
nutriberries are a
magical source of

rippling water sounds.

Once there was
a great big
spinach eating ogre.
He didn't like
to be bothered.
One day he
saw a strange
little green bird
and he wondered
what kind of
Creature this was?
Could it be ???
The creature made
A very strange.....
little squeak noise........
That went Mooooooooo
It must be........
a little green.....
quaker parrot that
says,"mooooooo to...
Anybody that dares....
to touch the
solid gold tail!
you could only
touch the tail
if you were
quick and agile
and very very
stupid, because if.......
you touch the.....
tail, it will
give off a.............
a stinky smell....
that could only
be explained with
the greatest of
eloquence. The scent
of strong garlic
could be smelled
A million miles........
from beautiful Earth
and also could...
cause you to
think you were
going to go
to New Zealand.
A magical place,
where birds fly
through fluffy pink
clouds. The pastures...
were simply beautiful
except for a
a big blob!
So the Orge (remember him?)
told the bird
who was there
up in the
pink fluffy clouds
that he was
looking after the
small brown cows
that were with..
lots of old
obese alcoholic cowherds
that were really
sweet lovable guys
they sat eating
THAT JUST HAPPENED
to be wearing
shirts with quakers
all over it
I think they
were very upset
I mean, Really,
because they were
about to eat
some very large
brownish, greenish, whiteish
but not yellowish
fruit that didn't
look quite right
like they thought
So now they
decided they would
have someone else
take a look
and see just
what the heck
that weird growth was
On the fruit
could possibly be
to my dismay
it moved, so
it must be
a mutated nutriberry
now, everyone knows
what a mutated
nutriberry could possibly
be like a
ray of sunshine
to a "Quaker"
who is very
adament when it
comes to nutraberries.
because, of course
nutriberries are a
magical source of
rippling water sounds.

Making the Nutraberries,

were three silly

Once there was
a great big
spinach eating ogre.
He didn't like
to be bothered.
One day he
saw a strange
little green bird
and he wondered
what kind of
Creature this was?
Could it be ???
The creature made
A very strange.....
little squeak noise........
That went Mooooooooo
It must be........
a little green.....
quaker parrot that
says,"mooooooo to...
Anybody that dares....
to touch the
solid gold tail!
you could only
touch the tail
if you were
quick and agile
and very very
stupid, because if.......
you touch the.....
tail, it will
give off a.............
a stinky smell....
that could only
be explained with
the greatest of
eloquence. The scent
of strong garlic
could be smelled
A million miles........
from beautiful Earth
and also could...
cause you to
think you were
going to go
to New Zealand.
A magical place,
where birds fly
through fluffy pink
clouds. The pastures...
were simply beautiful
except for a
a big blob!
So the Orge (remember him?)
told the bird
who was there
up in the
pink fluffy clouds
that he was
looking after the
small brown cows
that were with..
lots of old
obese alcoholic cowherds
that were really
sweet lovable guys
they sat eating
THAT JUST HAPPENED
to be wearing
shirts with quakers
all over it
I think they
were very upset
I mean, Really,
because they were
about to eat
some very large
brownish, greenish, whiteish
but not yellowish
fruit that didn't
look quite right
like they thought
So now they
decided they would
have someone else
take a look
and see just
what the heck
that weird growth was
On the fruit
could possibly be
to my dismay
it moved, so
it must be
a mutated nutriberry
now, everyone knows
what a mutated
nutriberry could possibly
be like a
ray of sunshine
to a "Quaker"
who is very
adament when it
comes to nutraberries.
because, of course
nutriberries are a
magical source of
rippling water sounds.

Making the Nutraberries,

were three silly

little green skinny

not very coordinated

tiny little treefrogs

who came from

Pacific Northwest Coast

in a little

tiny town called

Quakerville of course

where there were

tons of those

Love it so far.

magical secret ingredients.....

to create fabulous

Once there was
a great big
spinach eating ogre.
He didn't like
to be bothered.
One day he
saw a strange
little green bird
and he wondered
what kind of
Creature this was?
Could it be ???
The creature made
A very strange.....
little squeak noise........
That went Mooooooooo
It must be........
a little green.....
quaker parrot that
says,"mooooooo to...
Anybody that dares....
to touch the
solid gold tail!
you could only
touch the tail
if you were
quick and agile
and very very
stupid, because if.......
you touch the.....
tail, it will
give off a.............
a stinky smell....
that could only
be explained with
the greatest of
eloquence. The scent
of strong garlic
could be smelled
A million miles........
from beautiful Earth
and also could...
cause you to
think you were
going to go
to New Zealand.
A magical place,
where birds fly
through fluffy pink
clouds. The pastures...
were simply beautiful
except for a
a big blob!
So the Orge (remember him?)
told the bird
who was there
up in the
pink fluffy clouds
that he was
looking after the
small brown cows
that were with..
lots of old
obese alcoholic cowherds
that were really
sweet lovable guys
they sat eating
THAT JUST HAPPENED
to be wearing
shirts with quakers
all over it
I think they
were very upset
I mean, Really,
because they were
about to eat
some very large
brownish, greenish, whiteish
but not yellowish
fruit that didn't
look quite right
like they thought
So now they
decided they would
have someone else
take a look
and see just
what the heck
that weird growth was
On the fruit
could possibly be
to my dismay
it moved, so
it must be
a mutated nutriberry
now, everyone knows
what a mutated
nutriberry could possibly
be like a
ray of sunshine
to a "Quaker"
who is very
adament when it
comes to nutraberries.
because, of course
nutriberries are a
magical source of
rippling water sounds.

Making the Nutraberries,

were three silly

little green skinny

tiny little treefrogs

who came from

Pacific Northwest Coast

in a little

tiny town called

Quakerville of course

where there were

tons of those

magical secret ingredients

to create fabulous

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colored quaker parrots!

When the treefrogs...

Once there was
a great big
spinach eating ogre.
He didn't like
to be bothered.
One day he
saw a strange
little green bird
and he wondered
what kind of
Creature this was?
Could it be ???
The creature made
A very strange.....
little squeak noise........
That went Mooooooooo
It must be........
a little green.....
quaker parrot that
says,"mooooooo to...
Anybody that dares....
to touch the
solid gold tail!
you could only
touch the tail
if you were
quick and agile
and very very
stupid, because if.......
you touch the.....
tail, it will
give off a.............
a stinky smell....
that could only
be explained with
the greatest of
eloquence. The scent
of strong garlic
could be smelled
A million miles........
from beautiful Earth
and also could...
cause you to
think you were
going to go
to New Zealand.
A magical place,
where birds fly
through fluffy pink
clouds. The pastures...
were simply beautiful
except for a
a big blob!
So the Orge (remember him?)
told the bird
who was there
up in the
pink fluffy clouds
that he was
looking after the
small brown cows
that were with..
lots of old
obese alcoholic cowherds
that were really
sweet lovable guys
they sat eating
THAT JUST HAPPENED
to be wearing
shirts with quakers
all over it
I think they
were very upset
I mean, Really,
because they were
about to eat
some very large
brownish, greenish, whiteish
but not yellowish
fruit that didn't
look quite right
like they thought
So now they
decided they would
have someone else
take a look
and see just
what the heck
that weird growth was
On the fruit
could possibly be
to my dismay
it moved, so
it must be
a mutated nutriberry
now, everyone knows
what a mutated
nutriberry could possibly
be like a
ray of sunshine
to a "Quaker"
who is very
adament when it
comes to nutraberries.
because, of course
nutriberries are a
magical source of
rippling water sounds.
Making the Nutraberries,
were three silly
little green skinny
tiny little treefrogs
who came from
Pacific Northwest Coast
in a little
tiny town called
Quakerville of course
where there were
tons of those
magical secret ingredients
to create fabulous
colored quaker parrots!
When the treefrogs...

Croaked, and keeled,

DEFINITION OF KEELED- keel over, a. to capsize or overturn.
b. to fall as in a faint: Several cadets keeled over from the heat during the parade.

the Butterflys flew

directly to the

the green quakers

and gave them

super powers to

clone themselves as

beautiful Yellow Quakers

these super yellow

Once there was
a great big
spinach eating ogre.
He didn't like
to be bothered.
One day he
saw a strange
little green bird
and he wondered
what kind of
Creature this was?
Could it be ???
The creature made
A very strange.....
little squeak noise........
That went Mooooooooo
It must be........
a little green.....
quaker parrot that
says,"mooooooo to...
Anybody that dares....
to touch the
solid gold tail!
you could only
touch the tail
if you were
quick and agile
and very very
stupid, because if.......
you touch the.....
tail, it will
give off a.............
a stinky smell....
that could only
be explained with
the greatest of
eloquence. The scent
of strong garlic
could be smelled
A million miles........
from beautiful Earth
and also could...
cause you to
think you were
going to go
to New Zealand.
A magical place,
where birds fly
through fluffy pink
clouds. The pastures...
were simply beautiful
except for a
a big blob!
So the Orge (remember him?)
told the bird
who was there
up in the
pink fluffy clouds
that he was
looking after the
small brown cows
that were with..
lots of old
obese alcoholic cowherds
that were really
sweet lovable guys
they sat eating
THAT JUST HAPPENED
to be wearing
shirts with quakers
all over it
I think they
were very upset
I mean, Really,
because they were
about to eat
some very large
brownish, greenish, whiteish
but not yellowish
fruit that didn't
look quite right
like they thought
So now they
decided they would
have someone else
take a look
and see just
what the heck
that weird growth was
On the fruit
could possibly be
to my dismay
it moved, so
it must be
a mutated nutriberry
now, everyone knows
what a mutated
nutriberry could possibly
be like a
ray of sunshine
to a "Quaker"
who is very
adament when it
comes to nutraberries.
because, of course
nutriberries are a
magical source of
rippling water sounds.
Making the Nutraberries,
were three silly
little green skinny
tiny little treefrogs
who came from
Pacific Northwest Coast
in a little
tiny town called
Quakerville of course
where there were
tons of those
magical secret ingredients
to create fabulous
colored quaker parrots!
When the treefrogs...

Croaked, and keeled,

the butterflies flew

directly to the

green quakers (oops!)

and gave them

super powers to

clone themselves as

beautiful yellow quakers

these super yellow

quakers were very

generous to the

little green quakers

But they didn't

give them super

so they pecked

at whatever they

felt would help...

Reviving this story......


Them conquer the

a three toed

one eye having

They finally pecked.......

at this magical

Once there was
a great big
spinach eating ogre.
He didn't like
to be bothered.
One day he
saw a strange
little green bird
and he wondered
what kind of
Creature this was?
Could it be ???
The creature made
A very strange.....
little squeak noise........
That went Mooooooooo
It must be........
a little green.....
quaker parrot that
says,"mooooooo to...
Anybody that dares....
to touch the
solid gold tail!
you could only
touch the tail
if you were
quick and agile
and very very
stupid, because if.......
you touch the.....
tail, it will
give off a.............
a stinky smell....
that could only
be explained with
the greatest of
eloquence. The scent
of strong garlic
could be smelled
A million miles........
from beautiful Earth
and also could...
cause you to
think you were
going to go
to New Zealand.
A magical place,
where birds fly
through fluffy pink
clouds. The pastures...
were simply beautiful
except for a
a big blob!
So the Orge (remember him?)
told the bird
who was there
up in the
pink fluffy clouds
that he was
looking after the
small brown cows
that were with..
lots of old
obese alcoholic cowherds
that were really
sweet lovable guys
they sat eating
THAT JUST HAPPENED
to be wearing
shirts with quakers
all over it
I think they
were very upset
I mean, Really,
because they were
about to eat
some very large
brownish, greenish, whiteish
but not yellowish
fruit that didn't
look quite right
like they thought
So now they
decided they would
have someone else
take a look
and see just
what the heck
that weird growth was
On the fruit
could possibly be
to my dismay
it moved, so
it must be
a mutated nutriberry
now, everyone knows
what a mutated
nutriberry could possibly
be like a
ray of sunshine
to a "Quaker"
who is very
adament when it
comes to nutraberries.
because, of course
nutriberries are a
magical source of
rippling water sounds.
Making the Nutraberries,
were three silly
little green skinny
tiny little treefrogs
who came from
Pacific Northwest Coast
in a little
tiny town called
Quakerville of course
where there were
tons of those
magical secret ingredients
to create fabulous
colored quaker parrots!
When the treefrogs...
Croaked, and keeled,
the butterflies flew
directly to the
green quakers (oops!)
and gave them
super powers to
clone themselves as
beautiful yellow quakers
these super yellow
quakers were very
generous to the
little green quakers
But they didn't
give them super...(powers?)
So they pecked
at whatever they
felt would help
Them conquer the
a three toed
one eye having
they finally pecked

at this magical

fruit. Then they....

then they chomped

Once there was
a great big
spinach eating ogre.
He didn't like
to be bothered.
One day he
saw a strange
little green bird
and he wondered
what kind of
Creature this was?
Could it be ???
The creature made
A very strange.....
little squeak noise........
That went Mooooooooo
It must be........
a little green.....
quaker parrot that
says,"mooooooo to...
Anybody that dares....
to touch the
solid gold tail!
you could only
touch the tail
if you were
quick and agile
and very very
stupid, because if.......
you touch the.....
tail, it will
give off a.............
a stinky smell....
that could only
be explained with
the greatest of
eloquence. The scent
of strong garlic
could be smelled
A million miles........
from beautiful Earth
and also could...
cause you to
think you were
going to go
to New Zealand.
A magical place,
where birds fly
through fluffy pink
clouds. The pastures...
were simply beautiful
except for a
a big blob!
So the Orge (remember him?)
told the bird
who was there
up in the
pink fluffy clouds
that he was
looking after the
small brown cows
that were with..
lots of old
obese alcoholic cowherds
that were really
sweet lovable guys
they sat eating
THAT JUST HAPPENED
to be wearing
shirts with quakers
all over it
I think they
were very upset
I mean, Really,
because they were
about to eat
some very large
brownish, greenish, whiteish
but not yellowish
fruit that didn't
look quite right
like they thought
So now they
decided they would
have someone else
take a look
and see just
what the heck
that weird growth was
On the fruit
could possibly be
to my dismay
it moved, so
it must be
a mutated nutriberry
now, everyone knows
what a mutated
nutriberry could possibly
be like a
ray of sunshine
to a "Quaker"
who is very
adament when it
comes to nutraberries.
because, of course
nutriberries are a
magical source of
rippling water sounds.
Making the Nutraberries,
were three silly
little green skinny
tiny little treefrogs
who came from
Pacific Northwest Coast
in a little
tiny town called
Quakerville of course
where there were
tons of those
magical secret ingredients
to create fabulous
colored quaker parrots!
When the treefrogs...
Croaked, and keeled,
the butterflies flew
directly to the
green quakers (oops!)
and gave them
super powers to
clone themselves as
beautiful yellow quakers
these super yellow
quakers were very
generous to the
little green quakers
But they didn't
give them super...(powers?)
So they pecked
at whatever they
felt would help
Them conquer the
a three toed
one eye having
they finally pecked
at this magical
fruit. Then they

chomped at the

moving, mutated, nutriberry

that this bird

fell in love