were simply beautiful

except for a

a big blob!

So the Ogre (remember him?)

told the bird....

who was there,

up in the.....

Pink fluffy clouds.................

that he was....

looking after the

that were with

Once there was
a great big
spinach eating ogre.
He didn't like
to be bothered.
One day he
saw a strange
little green bird
and he wondered
what kind of
Creature this was?
Could it be ???
The creature made
A very strange.....
little squeak noise........
That went Mooooooooo
It must be........
a little green.....
quaker parrot that
says,"mooooooo to...
Anybody that dares....
to touch the
solid gold tail!
you could only
touch the tail
if you were
quick and agile
and very very
stupid, because if.......
you touch the.....
tail, it will
give off a.............
a stinky smell....
that could only
be explained with
the greatest of
eloquence. The scent
of strong garlic
could be smelled
A million miles........
from beautiful Earth
and also could...
cause you to
think you were
going to go
to New Zealand.
A magical place,
where birds fly
through fluffy pink
clouds. The pastures...
were simply beautiful
except for a
a big blob!
So the Orge (remember him?)
told the bird
who was there
up in the
pink fluffy clouds
that he was
looking after the
small brown cows
that were with
...

lots of old

obese alcoholic cowherds....

that were really....

sweet lovable guys

They sat eating

Once there was
a great big
spinach eating ogre.
He didn't like
to be bothered.
One day he
saw a strange
little green bird
and he wondered
what kind of
Creature this was?
Could it be ???
The creature made
A very strange.....
little squeak noise........
That went Mooooooooo
It must be........
a little green.....
quaker parrot that
says,"mooooooo to...
Anybody that dares....
to touch the
solid gold tail!
you could only
touch the tail
if you were
quick and agile
and very very
stupid, because if.......
you touch the.....
tail, it will
give off a.............
a stinky smell....
that could only
be explained with
the greatest of
eloquence. The scent
of strong garlic
could be smelled
A million miles........
from beautiful Earth
and also could...
cause you to
think you were
going to go
to New Zealand.
A magical place,
where birds fly
through fluffy pink
clouds. The pastures...
were simply beautiful
except for a
a big blob!
So the Orge (remember him?)
told the bird
who was there
up in the
pink fluffy clouds
that he was
looking after the
small brown cows
that were with..
lots of old
obese alcoholic cowherds
that were really
sweet lovable guys
THAT JUST HAPPENED

To be wearing...

shirts with quakers

all over it..

I think they

Once there was
a great big
spinach eating ogre.
He didn't like
to be bothered.
One day he
saw a strange
little green bird
and he wondered
what kind of
Creature this was?
Could it be ???
The creature made
A very strange.....
little squeak noise........
That went Mooooooooo
It must be........
a little green.....
quaker parrot that
says,"mooooooo to...
Anybody that dares....
to touch the
solid gold tail!
you could only
touch the tail
if you were
quick and agile
and very very
stupid, because if.......
you touch the.....
tail, it will
give off a.............
a stinky smell....
that could only
be explained with
the greatest of
eloquence. The scent
of strong garlic
could be smelled
A million miles........
from beautiful Earth
and also could...
cause you to
think you were
going to go
to New Zealand.
A magical place,
where birds fly
through fluffy pink
clouds. The pastures...
were simply beautiful
except for a
a big blob!
So the Orge (remember him?)
told the bird
who was there
up in the
pink fluffy clouds
that he was
looking after the
small brown cows
that were with..
lots of old
obese alcoholic cowherds
that were really
sweet lovable guys
they sat eating
THAT JUST HAPPENED
to be wearing
shirts with quakers
all over it
I think they
were very upset

I mean, REALLY!!!

Once there was
a great big
spinach eating ogre.
He didn't like
to be bothered.
One day he
saw a strange
little green bird
and he wondered
what kind of
Creature this was?
Could it be ???
The creature made
A very strange.....
little squeak noise........
That went Mooooooooo
It must be........
a little green.....
quaker parrot that
says,"mooooooo to...
Anybody that dares....
to touch the
solid gold tail!
you could only
touch the tail
if you were
quick and agile
and very very
stupid, because if.......
you touch the.....
tail, it will
give off a.............
a stinky smell....
that could only
be explained with
the greatest of
eloquence. The scent
of strong garlic
could be smelled
A million miles........
from beautiful Earth
and also could...
cause you to
think you were
going to go
to New Zealand.
A magical place,
where birds fly
through fluffy pink
clouds. The pastures...
were simply beautiful
except for a
a big blob!
So the Orge (remember him?)
told the bird
who was there
up in the
pink fluffy clouds
that he was
looking after the
small brown cows
that were with..
lots of old
obese alcoholic cowherds
that were really
sweet lovable guys
they sat eating
THAT JUST HAPPENED
to be wearing
shirts with quakers
all over it
I think they
were very upset

I mean, Really,

because they were

about to eat

some very large

brownish, greenish, whiteish

(dumb, I know but I couldn't think of anything else...LOL)

but not yellowish

(not dumb, Sandi!)

To Sandi...



fruit that didn't

Once there was
a great big
spinach eating ogre.
He didn't like
to be bothered.
One day he
saw a strange
little green bird
and he wondered
what kind of
Creature this was?
Could it be ???
The creature made
A very strange.....
little squeak noise........
That went Mooooooooo
It must be........
a little green.....
quaker parrot that
says,"mooooooo to...
Anybody that dares....
to touch the
solid gold tail!
you could only
touch the tail
if you were
quick and agile
and very very
stupid, because if.......
you touch the.....
tail, it will
give off a.............
a stinky smell....
that could only
be explained with
the greatest of
eloquence. The scent
of strong garlic
could be smelled
A million miles........
from beautiful Earth
and also could...
cause you to
think you were
going to go
to New Zealand.
A magical place,
where birds fly
through fluffy pink
clouds. The pastures...
were simply beautiful
except for a
a big blob!
So the Orge (remember him?)
told the bird
who was there
up in the
pink fluffy clouds
that he was
looking after the
small brown cows
that were with..
lots of old
obese alcoholic cowherds
that were really
sweet lovable guys
they sat eating
THAT JUST HAPPENED
to be wearing
shirts with quakers
all over it
I think they
were very upset

I mean, Really,

because they were

about to eat

some very large

brownish, greenish, whiteish

but not yellowish

fruit that didn't



look quite right (LMBO))

like they thought

Suzy

so now they

decided they would

have someone else

take a look

and see just

what the heck

that weird growth

On the fruit

could possibly be

To my dismay

it moved so

it must be

a mutated nutriberry

Now, everyone knows

what a mutated

Nutriberry could possibly

be like A



(oh my, where is this going????) LMBO

I wonder too Sandi...

ray of sunshine

Once there was
a great big
spinach eating ogre.
He didn't like
to be bothered.
One day he
saw a strange
little green bird
and he wondered
what kind of
Creature this was?
Could it be ???
The creature made
A very strange.....
little squeak noise........
That went Mooooooooo
It must be........
a little green.....
quaker parrot that
says,"mooooooo to...
Anybody that dares....
to touch the
solid gold tail!
you could only
touch the tail
if you were
quick and agile
and very very
stupid, because if.......
you touch the.....
tail, it will
give off a.............
a stinky smell....
that could only
be explained with
the greatest of
eloquence. The scent
of strong garlic
could be smelled
A million miles........
from beautiful Earth
and also could...
cause you to
think you were
going to go
to New Zealand.
A magical place,
where birds fly
through fluffy pink
clouds. The pastures...
were simply beautiful
except for a
a big blob!
So the Orge (remember him?)
told the bird
who was there
up in the
pink fluffy clouds
that he was
looking after the
small brown cows
that were with..
lots of old
obese alcoholic cowherds
that were really
sweet lovable guys
they sat eating
THAT JUST HAPPENED
to be wearing
shirts with quakers
all over it
I think they
were very upset
I mean, Really,
because they were
about to eat
some very large
brownish, greenish, whiteish
but not yellowish
fruit that didn't
look quite right
like they thought
So now they
decided they would
have someone else
take a look
and see just
what the heck
that weird growth was
On the fruit
could possibly be
to my dismay
it moved, so
it must be
a mutated nutriberry
now, everyone knows
what a mutated
nutriberry could possibly
be like a
ray of sunshine
to a "Quaker"