TJ Maj's Mom
Jan 9 2008, 03:12 PM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a
jujusaffiemom
Jan 9 2008, 03:51 PM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that
TJ Maj's Mom
Jan 9 2008, 03:57 PM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't
jujusaffiemom
Jan 9 2008, 05:43 PM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!!
CharlieandDee
Jan 9 2008, 07:43 PM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is
jujusaffiemom
Jan 9 2008, 07:45 PM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for
CharlieandDee
Jan 9 2008, 07:53 PM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue
jujusaffiemom
Jan 9 2008, 08:19 PM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily
CharlieandDee
Jan 10 2008, 12:41 PM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily Oprah show transcripts.
TJ Maj's Mom
Jan 11 2008, 12:46 PM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily Oprah show transcripts. Oprah couldn't even
CharlieandDee
Jan 11 2008, 08:37 PM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily Oprah show transcripts. Oprah couldn't even tell Gail about
TJ Maj's Mom
Jan 14 2008, 08:35 AM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily Oprah show transcripts. Oprah couldn't even tell Gail about how excited she
CharlieandDee
Jan 14 2008, 10:02 PM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily Oprah show transcripts. Oprah couldn't even tell Gail about how excited she was when she
jujusaffiemom
Jan 16 2008, 10:03 PM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily Oprah show transcripts. Oprah couldn't even tell Gail about how excited she was when she got the call.
CharlieandDee
Jan 17 2008, 08:06 AM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily Oprah show transcripts. Oprah couldn't even tell Gail about how excited she was when she got the call. Gail said, "Can
TJ Maj's Mom
Jan 17 2008, 08:58 AM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily Oprah show transcripts. Oprah couldn't even tell Gail about how excited she was when she got the call. Gail said, "Can I have some
jujusaffiemom
Jan 17 2008, 09:28 AM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily Oprah show transcripts. Oprah couldn't even tell Gail about how excited she was when she got the call. Gail said, "Can I have some cheese with that
TJ Maj's Mom
Jan 17 2008, 10:04 AM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily Oprah show transcripts. Oprah couldn't even tell Gail about how excited she was when she got the call. Gail said, "Can I have some cheese with that fantastic fruit salad?"
CharlieandDee
Jan 17 2008, 10:05 AM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily Oprah show transcripts. Oprah couldn't even tell Gail about how excited she was when she got the call. Gail said, "Can I have some cheese with that fantastic fruit salad?" I told you
TJ Maj's Mom
Jan 17 2008, 10:11 AM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily Oprah show transcripts. Oprah couldn't even tell Gail about how excited she was when she got the call. Gail said, "Can I have some cheese with that fantastic fruit salad?" I told you life is like
CharlieandDee
Jan 17 2008, 10:16 AM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily Oprah show transcripts. Oprah couldn't even tell Gail about how excited she was when she got the call. Gail said, "Can I have some cheese with that fantastic fruit salad?" I told you life is like a smelly fart.
TJ Maj's Mom
Jan 17 2008, 10:22 AM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily Oprah show transcripts. Oprah couldn't even tell Gail about how excited she was when she got the call. Gail said, "Can I have some cheese with that fantastic fruit salad?" I told you life is like a smelly fart. It really stinks!
CharlieandDee
Jan 17 2008, 10:25 AM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily Oprah show transcripts. Oprah couldn't even tell Gail about how excited she was when she got the call. Gail said, "Can I have some cheese with that fantastic fruit salad?" I told you life is like a smelly fart. It really stinks! All the money
TJ Maj's Mom
Jan 17 2008, 10:25 AM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily Oprah show transcripts. Oprah couldn't even tell Gail about how excited she was when she got the call. Gail said, "Can I have some cheese with that fantastic fruit salad?" I told you life is like a smelly fart. It really stinks! All the money in the world
CharlieandDee
Jan 17 2008, 10:28 AM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily Oprah show transcripts. Oprah couldn't even tell Gail about how excited she was when she got the call. Gail said, "Can I have some cheese with that fantastic fruit salad?" I told you life is like a smelly fart. It really stinks! All the money in the world can't buy enough
jujusaffiemom
Jan 17 2008, 10:32 AM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily Oprah show transcripts. Oprah couldn't even tell Gail about how excited she was when she got the call. Gail said, "Can I have some cheese with that fantastic fruit salad?" I told you life is like a smelly fart. It really stinks! All the money in the world can't buy enough good fart smell!
CharlieandDee
Jan 17 2008, 10:36 AM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily Oprah show transcripts. Oprah couldn't even tell Gail about how excited she was when she got the call. Gail said, "Can I have some cheese with that fantastic fruit salad?" I told you life is like a smelly fart. It really stinks! All the money in the world can't buy enough good fart smell! Donald Trump might
TJ Maj's Mom
Jan 17 2008, 10:44 AM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily Oprah show transcripts. Oprah couldn't even tell Gail about how excited she was when she got the call. Gail said, "Can I have some cheese with that fantastic fruit salad?" I told you life is like a smelly fart. It really stinks! All the money in the world can't buy enough good fart smell! Donald Trump might raise an eyebrow
CharlieandDee
Jan 17 2008, 10:49 AM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily Oprah show transcripts. Oprah couldn't even tell Gail about how excited she was when she got the call. Gail said, "Can I have some cheese with that fantastic fruit salad?" I told you life is like a smelly fart. It really stinks! All the money in the world can't buy enough good fart smell! Donald Trump might raise an eyebrow if Oprah let
TJ Maj's Mom
Jan 17 2008, 10:51 AM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily Oprah show transcripts. Oprah couldn't even tell Gail about how excited she was when she got the call. Gail said, "Can I have some cheese with that fantastic fruit salad?" I told you life is like a smelly fart. It really stinks! All the money in the world can't buy enough good fart smell! Donald Trump might raise an eyebrow if Oprah let Rosie on her
CharlieandDee
Jan 17 2008, 02:46 PM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily Oprah show transcripts. Oprah couldn't even tell Gail about how excited she was when she got the call. Gail said, "Can I have some cheese with that fantastic fruit salad?" I told you life is like a smelly fart. It really stinks! All the money in the world can't buy enough good fart smell! Donald Trump might raise an eyebrow if Oprah let Rosie on her high dollar treadmill.
jujusaffiemom
Jan 17 2008, 05:41 PM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily Oprah show transcripts. Oprah couldn't even tell Gail about how excited she was when she got the call. Gail said, "Can I have some cheese with that fantastic fruit salad?" I told you life is like a smelly fart. It really stinks! All the money in the world can't buy enough good fart smell! Donald Trump might raise an eyebrow if Oprah let Rosie on her high dollar treadmill. Rosie is the
CharlieandDee
Jan 17 2008, 07:26 PM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily Oprah show transcripts. Oprah couldn't even tell Gail about how excited she was when she got the call. Gail said, "Can I have some cheese with that fantastic fruit salad?" I told you life is like a smelly fart. It really stinks! All the money in the world can't buy enough good fart smell! Donald Trump might raise an eyebrow if Oprah let Rosie on her high dollar treadmill. Rosie is the big mouth lady
jujusaffiemom
Jan 17 2008, 08:05 PM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but elec