TJ Maj's Mom
Jan 23 2008, 10:10 AM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily Oprah show transcripts. Oprah couldn't even tell Gail about how excited she was when she got the call. Gail said, "Can I have some cheese with that fantastic fruit salad?" I told you life is like a smelly fart. It really stinks! All the money in the world can't buy enough good fart smell! Donald Trump might raise an eyebrow if Oprah let Rosie on her high dollar treadmill. Rosie is the big mouth lady that Clinton would not touch with Monica's nasty mouth!!!!
My New Year's was pretty active. I saw Rednecks sucking on a pacifer shaped lollypop and the rich snobby people were drinking out of a baby bottle. Their trailer looks like the ones the Clintons lived in before the WhiteHouse. I watched a fight between hillary and an alien that looked like Martha before she went to prison. I sampled the
jujusaffiemom
Jan 23 2008, 10:32 AM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily Oprah show transcripts. Oprah couldn't even tell Gail about how excited she was when she got the call. Gail said, "Can I have some cheese with that fantastic fruit salad?" I told you life is like a smelly fart. It really stinks! All the money in the world can't buy enough good fart smell! Donald Trump might raise an eyebrow if Oprah let Rosie on her high dollar treadmill. Rosie is the big mouth lady that Clinton would not touch with Monica's nasty mouth!!!!
My New Year's was pretty active. I saw Rednecks sucking on a pacifer shaped lollypop and the rich snobby people were drinking out of a baby bottle. Their trailer looks like the ones the Clintons lived in before the WhiteHouse. I watched a fight between hillary and an alien that looked like Martha before she went to prison. I sampled the most moist delicious
TJ Maj's Mom
Jan 23 2008, 10:45 AM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily Oprah show transcripts. Oprah couldn't even tell Gail about how excited she was when she got the call. Gail said, "Can I have some cheese with that fantastic fruit salad?" I told you life is like a smelly fart. It really stinks! All the money in the world can't buy enough good fart smell! Donald Trump might raise an eyebrow if Oprah let Rosie on her high dollar treadmill. Rosie is the big mouth lady that Clinton would not touch with Monica's nasty mouth!!!!
My New Year's was pretty active. I saw Rednecks sucking on a pacifer shaped lollypop and the rich snobby people were drinking out of a baby bottle. Their trailer looks like the ones the Clintons lived in before the WhiteHouse. I watched a fight between hillary and an alien that looked like Martha before she went to prison. I sampled the most moist delicious fried twinkie pies.
CharlieandDee
Jan 23 2008, 09:07 PM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily Oprah show transcripts. Oprah couldn't even tell Gail about how excited she was when she got the call. Gail said, "Can I have some cheese with that fantastic fruit salad?" I told you life is like a smelly fart. It really stinks! All the money in the world can't buy enough good fart smell! Donald Trump might raise an eyebrow if Oprah let Rosie on her high dollar treadmill. Rosie is the big mouth lady that Clinton would not touch with Monica's nasty mouth!!!!
My New Year's was pretty active. I saw Rednecks sucking on a pacifer shaped lollypop and the rich snobby people were drinking out of a baby bottle. Their trailer looks like the ones the Clintons lived in before the WhiteHouse. I watched a fight between hillary and an alien that looked like Martha before she went to prison. I sampled the most moist delicious fried twinkie pies. My stomach started
jujusaffiemom
Jan 23 2008, 09:19 PM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily Oprah show transcripts. Oprah couldn't even tell Gail about how excited she was when she got the call. Gail said, "Can I have some cheese with that fantastic fruit salad?" I told you life is like a smelly fart. It really stinks! All the money in the world can't buy enough good fart smell! Donald Trump might raise an eyebrow if Oprah let Rosie on her high dollar treadmill. Rosie is the big mouth lady that Clinton would not touch with Monica's nasty mouth!!!!
My New Year's was pretty active. I saw Rednecks sucking on a pacifer shaped lollypop and the rich snobby people were drinking out of a baby bottle. Their trailer looks like the ones the Clintons lived in before the WhiteHouse. I watched a fight between hillary and an alien that looked like Martha before she went to prison. I sampled the most moist delicious fried twinkie pies. My stomach started to growl the
CharlieandDee
Jan 24 2008, 09:22 PM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily Oprah show transcripts. Oprah couldn't even tell Gail about how excited she was when she got the call. Gail said, "Can I have some cheese with that fantastic fruit salad?" I told you life is like a smelly fart. It really stinks! All the money in the world can't buy enough good fart smell! Donald Trump might raise an eyebrow if Oprah let Rosie on her high dollar treadmill. Rosie is the big mouth lady that Clinton would not touch with Monica's nasty mouth!!!!
My New Year's was pretty active. I saw Rednecks sucking on a pacifer shaped lollypop and the rich snobby people were drinking out of a baby bottle. Their trailer looks like the ones the Clintons lived in before the WhiteHouse. I watched a fight between hillary and an alien that looked like Martha before she went to prison. I sampled the most moist delicious fried twinkie pies. My stomach started to growl the pressure was so
jujusaffiemom
Jan 24 2008, 11:59 PM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily Oprah show transcripts. Oprah couldn't even tell Gail about how excited she was when she got the call. Gail said, "Can I have some cheese with that fantastic fruit salad?" I told you life is like a smelly fart. It really stinks! All the money in the world can't buy enough good fart smell! Donald Trump might raise an eyebrow if Oprah let Rosie on her high dollar treadmill. Rosie is the big mouth lady that Clinton would not touch with Monica's nasty mouth!!!!
My New Year's was pretty active. I saw Rednecks sucking on a pacifer shaped lollypop and the rich snobby people were drinking out of a baby bottle. Their trailer looks like the ones the Clintons lived in before the WhiteHouse. I watched a fight between hillary and an alien that looked like Martha before she went to prison. I sampled the most moist delicious fried twinkie pies. My stomach started to growl the pressure was so bad I farted.
TJ Maj's Mom
Jan 25 2008, 10:37 AM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily Oprah show transcripts. Oprah couldn't even tell Gail about how excited she was when she got the call. Gail said, "Can I have some cheese with that fantastic fruit salad?" I told you life is like a smelly fart. It really stinks! All the money in the world can't buy enough good fart smell! Donald Trump might raise an eyebrow if Oprah let Rosie on her high dollar treadmill. Rosie is the big mouth lady that Clinton would not touch with Monica's nasty mouth!!!!
My New Year's was pretty active. I saw Rednecks sucking on a pacifer shaped lollypop and the rich snobby people were drinking out of a baby bottle. Their trailer looks like the ones the Clintons lived in before the WhiteHouse. I watched a fight between hillary and an alien that looked like Martha before she went to prison. I sampled the most moist delicious fried twinkie pies. My stomach started to growl the pressure was so bad I farted. I stunk up
CharlieandDee
Jan 25 2008, 06:45 PM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily Oprah show transcripts. Oprah couldn't even tell Gail about how excited she was when she got the call. Gail said, "Can I have some cheese with that fantastic fruit salad?" I told you life is like a smelly fart. It really stinks! All the money in the world can't buy enough good fart smell! Donald Trump might raise an eyebrow if Oprah let Rosie on her high dollar treadmill. Rosie is the big mouth lady that Clinton would not touch with Monica's nasty mouth!!!!
My New Year's was pretty active. I saw Rednecks sucking on a pacifer shaped lollypop and the rich snobby people were drinking out of a baby bottle. Their trailer looks like the ones the Clintons lived in before the WhiteHouse. I watched a fight between hillary and an alien that looked like Martha before she went to prison. I sampled the most moist delicious fried twinkie pies. My stomach started to growl the pressure was so bad I farted. I stunk up my pickup so
jujusaffiemom
Jan 27 2008, 10:37 PM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily Oprah show transcripts. Oprah couldn't even tell Gail about how excited she was when she got the call. Gail said, "Can I have some cheese with that fantastic fruit salad?" I told you life is like a smelly fart. It really stinks! All the money in the world can't buy enough good fart smell! Donald Trump might raise an eyebrow if Oprah let Rosie on her high dollar treadmill. Rosie is the big mouth lady that Clinton would not touch with Monica's nasty mouth!!!!
My New Year's was pretty active. I saw Rednecks sucking on a pacifer shaped lollypop and the rich snobby people were drinking out of a baby bottle. Their trailer looks like the ones the Clintons lived in before the WhiteHouse. I watched a fight between hillary and an alien that looked like Martha before she went to prison. I sampled the most moist delicious fried twinkie pies. My stomach started to growl the pressure was so bad I farted. I stunk up my pickup so I decided to
TJ Maj's Mom
Jan 28 2008, 01:36 PM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily Oprah show transcripts. Oprah couldn't even tell Gail about how excited she was when she got the call. Gail said, "Can I have some cheese with that fantastic fruit salad?" I told you life is like a smelly fart. It really stinks! All the money in the world can't buy enough good fart smell! Donald Trump might raise an eyebrow if Oprah let Rosie on her high dollar treadmill. Rosie is the big mouth lady that Clinton would not touch with Monica's nasty mouth!!!!
My New Year's was pretty active. I saw Rednecks sucking on a pacifer shaped lollypop and the rich snobby people were drinking out of a baby bottle. Their trailer looks like the ones the Clintons lived in before the WhiteHouse. I watched a fight between hillary and an alien that looked like Martha before she went to prison. I sampled the most moist delicious fried twinkie pies. My stomach started to growl the pressure was so bad I farted. I stunk up my pickup so I decided to walk it off
jujusaffiemom
Jan 28 2008, 06:10 PM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily Oprah show transcripts. Oprah couldn't even tell Gail about how excited she was when she got the call. Gail said, "Can I have some cheese with that fantastic fruit salad?" I told you life is like a smelly fart. It really stinks! All the money in the world can't buy enough good fart smell! Donald Trump might raise an eyebrow if Oprah let Rosie on her high dollar treadmill. Rosie is the big mouth lady that Clinton would not touch with Monica's nasty mouth!!!!
My New Year's was pretty active. I saw Rednecks sucking on a pacifer shaped lollypop and the rich snobby people were drinking out of a baby bottle. Their trailer looks like the ones the Clintons lived in before the WhiteHouse. I watched a fight between hillary and an alien that looked like Martha before she went to prison. I sampled the most moist delicious fried twinkie pies. My stomach started to growl the pressure was so bad I farted. I stunk up my pickup so I decided to walk it off so I parked
TJ Maj's Mom
Jan 29 2008, 01:02 PM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily Oprah show transcripts. Oprah couldn't even tell Gail about how excited she was when she got the call. Gail said, "Can I have some cheese with that fantastic fruit salad?" I told you life is like a smelly fart. It really stinks! All the money in the world can't buy enough good fart smell! Donald Trump might raise an eyebrow if Oprah let Rosie on her high dollar treadmill. Rosie is the big mouth lady that Clinton would not touch with Monica's nasty mouth!!!!
My New Year's was pretty active. I saw Rednecks sucking on a pacifer shaped lollypop and the rich snobby people were drinking out of a baby bottle. Their trailer looks like the ones the Clintons lived in before the WhiteHouse. I watched a fight between hillary and an alien that looked like Martha before she went to prison. I sampled the most moist delicious fried twinkie pies. My stomach started to growl the pressure was so bad I farted. I stunk up my pickup so I decided to walk it off so I parked. I instantly felt
jujusaffiemom
Jan 29 2008, 04:25 PM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily Oprah show transcripts. Oprah couldn't even tell Gail about how excited she was when she got the call. Gail said, "Can I have some cheese with that fantastic fruit salad?" I told you life is like a smelly fart. It really stinks! All the money in the world can't buy enough good fart smell! Donald Trump might raise an eyebrow if Oprah let Rosie on her high dollar treadmill. Rosie is the big mouth lady that Clinton would not touch with Monica's nasty mouth!!!!
My New Year's was pretty active. I saw Rednecks sucking on a pacifer shaped lollypop and the rich snobby people were drinking out of a baby bottle. Their trailer looks like the ones the Clintons lived in before the WhiteHouse. I watched a fight between hillary and an alien that looked like Martha before she went to prison. I sampled the most moist delicious fried twinkie pies. My stomach started to growl the pressure was so bad I farted. I stunk up my pickup so I decided to walk it off so I parked. I instantly felt the pressure gone.
CharlieandDee
Jan 29 2008, 09:31 PM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily Oprah show transcripts. Oprah couldn't even tell Gail about how excited she was when she got the call. Gail said, "Can I have some cheese with that fantastic fruit salad?" I told you life is like a smelly fart. It really stinks! All the money in the world can't buy enough good fart smell! Donald Trump might raise an eyebrow if Oprah let Rosie on her high dollar treadmill. Rosie is the big mouth lady that Clinton would not touch with Monica's nasty mouth!!!!
My New Year's was pretty active. I saw Rednecks sucking on a pacifer shaped lollypop and the rich snobby people were drinking out of a baby bottle. Their trailer looks like the ones the Clintons lived in before the WhiteHouse. I watched a fight between hillary and an alien that looked like Martha before she went to prison. I sampled the most moist delicious fried twinkie pies. My stomach started to growl the pressure was so bad I farted. I stunk up my pickup so I decided to walk it off so I parked. I instantly felt the pressure gone. Beano didn't work.
jujusaffiemom
Jan 29 2008, 10:08 PM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily Oprah show transcripts. Oprah couldn't even tell Gail about how excited she was when she got the call. Gail said, "Can I have some cheese with that fantastic fruit salad?" I told you life is like a smelly fart. It really stinks! All the money in the world can't buy enough good fart smell! Donald Trump might raise an eyebrow if Oprah let Rosie on her high dollar treadmill. Rosie is the big mouth lady that Clinton would not touch with Monica's nasty mouth!!!!
My New Year's was pretty active. I saw Rednecks sucking on a pacifer shaped lollypop and the rich snobby people were drinking out of a baby bottle. Their trailer looks like the ones the Clintons lived in before the WhiteHouse. I watched a fight between hillary and an alien that looked like Martha before she went to prison. I sampled the most moist delicious fried twinkie pies. My stomach started to growl the pressure was so bad I farted. I stunk up my pickup so I decided to walk it off so I parked. I instantly felt the pressure gone. Beano didn't work.That is very
CharlieandDee
Jan 30 2008, 09:12 PM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily Oprah show transcripts. Oprah couldn't even tell Gail about how excited she was when she got the call. Gail said, "Can I have some cheese with that fantastic fruit salad?" I told you life is like a smelly fart. It really stinks! All the money in the world can't buy enough good fart smell! Donald Trump might raise an eyebrow if Oprah let Rosie on her high dollar treadmill. Rosie is the big mouth lady that Clinton would not touch with Monica's nasty mouth!!!!
My New Year's was pretty active. I saw Rednecks sucking on a pacifer shaped lollypop and the rich snobby people were drinking out of a baby bottle. Their trailer looks like the ones the Clintons lived in before the WhiteHouse. I watched a fight between hillary and an alien that looked like Martha before she went to prison. I sampled the most moist delicious fried twinkie pies. My stomach started to growl the pressure was so bad I farted. I stunk up my pickup so I decided to walk it off so I parked. I instantly felt the pressure gone. Beano didn't work. That is very hard to believe.
jujusaffiemom
Jan 30 2008, 10:05 PM
Posted Today, 08:12 PM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily Oprah show transcripts. Oprah couldn't even tell Gail about how excited she was when she got the call. Gail said, "Can I have some cheese with that fantastic fruit salad?" I told you life is like a smelly fart. It really stinks! All the money in the world can't buy enough good fart smell! Donald Trump might raise an eyebrow if Oprah let Rosie on her high dollar treadmill. Rosie is the big mouth lady that Clinton would not touch with Monica's nasty mouth!!!!
My New Year's was pretty active. I saw Rednecks sucking on a pacifer shaped lollypop and the rich snobby people were drinking out of a baby bottle. Their trailer looks like the ones the Clintons lived in before the WhiteHouse. I watched a fight between hillary and an alien that looked like Martha before she went to prison. I sampled the most moist delicious fried twinkie pies. My stomach started to growl the pressure was so bad I farted. I stunk up my pickup so I decided to walk it off so I parked. I instantly felt the pressure gone. Beano didn't work. That is very hard to believe. Beano has always
CharlieandDee
Jan 31 2008, 08:22 PM
Posted Today, 08:12 PM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily Oprah show transcripts. Oprah couldn't even tell Gail about how excited she was when she got the call. Gail said, "Can I have some cheese with that fantastic fruit salad?" I told you life is like a smelly fart. It really stinks! All the money in the world can't buy enough good fart smell! Donald Trump might raise an eyebrow if Oprah let Rosie on her high dollar treadmill. Rosie is the big mouth lady that Clinton would not touch with Monica's nasty mouth!!!!
My New Year's was pretty active. I saw Rednecks sucking on a pacifer shaped lollypop and the rich snobby people were drinking out of a baby bottle. Their trailer looks like the ones the Clintons lived in before the WhiteHouse. I watched a fight between hillary and an alien that looked like Martha before she went to prison. I sampled the most moist delicious fried twinkie pies. My stomach started to growl the pressure was so bad I farted. I stunk up my pickup so I decided to walk it off so I parked. I instantly felt the pressure gone. Beano didn't work. That is very hard to believe. Beano has always cured my pimples.
jujusaffiemom
Jan 31 2008, 09:22 PM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily Oprah show transcripts. Oprah couldn't even tell Gail about how excited she was when she got the call. Gail said, "Can I have some cheese with that fantastic fruit salad?" I told you life is like a smelly fart. It really stinks! All the money in the world can't buy enough good fart smell! Donald Trump might raise an eyebrow if Oprah let Rosie on her high dollar treadmill. Rosie is the big mouth lady that Clinton would not touch with Monica's nasty mouth!!!!
My New Year's was pretty active. I saw Rednecks sucking on a pacifer shaped lollypop and the rich snobby people were drinking out of a baby bottle. Their trailer looks like the ones the Clintons lived in before the WhiteHouse. I watched a fight between hillary and an alien that looked like Martha before she went to prison. I sampled the most moist delicious fried twinkie pies. My stomach started to growl the pressure was so bad I farted. I stunk up my pickup so I decided to walk it off so I parked. I instantly felt the pressure gone. Beano didn't work. That is very hard to believe. Beano has always cured my pimples.
Speaking of acne
CharlieandDee
Feb 1 2008, 09:48 PM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily Oprah show transcripts. Oprah couldn't even tell Gail about how excited she was when she got the call. Gail said, "Can I have some cheese with that fantastic fruit salad?" I told you life is like a smelly fart. It really stinks! All the money in the world can't buy enough good fart smell! Donald Trump might raise an eyebrow if Oprah let Rosie on her high dollar treadmill. Rosie is the big mouth lady that Clinton would not touch with Monica's nasty mouth!!!!
My New Year's was pretty active. I saw Rednecks sucking on a pacifer shaped lollypop and the rich snobby people were drinking out of a baby bottle. Their trailer looks like the ones the Clintons lived in before the WhiteHouse. I watched a fight between hillary and an alien that looked like Martha before she went to prison. I sampled the most moist delicious fried twinkie pies. My stomach started to growl the pressure was so bad I farted. I stunk up my pickup so I decided to walk it off so I parked. I instantly felt the pressure gone. Beano didn't work. That is very hard to believe. Beano has always cured my pimples.
Speaking of acne last week Bertha
TJ Maj's Mom
Feb 4 2008, 08:30 AM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily Oprah show transcripts. Oprah couldn't even tell Gail about how excited she was when she got the call. Gail said, "Can I have some cheese with that fantastic fruit salad?" I told you life is like a smelly fart. It really stinks! All the money in the world can't buy enough good fart smell! Donald Trump might raise an eyebrow if Oprah let Rosie on her high dollar treadmill. Rosie is the big mouth lady that Clinton would not touch with Monica's nasty mouth!!!!
My New Year's was pretty active. I saw Rednecks sucking on a pacifer shaped lollypop and the rich snobby people were drinking out of a baby bottle. Their trailer looks like the ones the Clintons lived in before the WhiteHouse. I watched a fight between hillary and an alien that looked like Martha before she went to prison. I sampled the most moist delicious fried twinkie pies. My stomach started to growl the pressure was so bad I farted. I stunk up my pickup so I decided to walk it off so I parked. I instantly felt the pressure gone. Beano didn't work. That is very hard to believe. Beano has always cured my pimples.
Speaking of acne last week Bertha used this gel
jujusaffiemom
Feb 4 2008, 09:52 AM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily Oprah show transcripts. Oprah couldn't even tell Gail about how excited she was when she got the call. Gail said, "Can I have some cheese with that fantastic fruit salad?" I told you life is like a smelly fart. It really stinks! All the money in the world can't buy enough good fart smell! Donald Trump might raise an eyebrow if Oprah let Rosie on her high dollar treadmill. Rosie is the big mouth lady that Clinton would not touch with Monica's nasty mouth!!!!
My New Year's was pretty active. I saw Rednecks sucking on a pacifer shaped lollypop and the rich snobby people were drinking out of a baby bottle. Their trailer looks like the ones the Clintons lived in before the WhiteHouse. I watched a fight between hillary and an alien that looked like Martha before she went to prison. I sampled the most moist delicious fried twinkie pies. My stomach started to growl the pressure was so bad I farted. I stunk up my pickup so I decided to walk it off so I parked. I instantly felt the pressure gone. Beano didn't work. That is very hard to believe. Beano has always cured my pimples.
Speaking of acne last week Bertha used this gel for hemmaroids and
TJ Maj's Mom
Feb 4 2008, 10:13 AM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily Oprah show transcripts. Oprah couldn't even tell Gail about how excited she was when she got the call. Gail said, "Can I have some cheese with that fantastic fruit salad?" I told you life is like a smelly fart. It really stinks! All the money in the world can't buy enough good fart smell! Donald Trump might raise an eyebrow if Oprah let Rosie on her high dollar treadmill. Rosie is the big mouth lady that Clinton would not touch with Monica's nasty mouth!!!!
My New Year's was pretty active. I saw Rednecks sucking on a pacifer shaped lollypop and the rich snobby people were drinking out of a baby bottle. Their trailer looks like the ones the Clintons lived in before the WhiteHouse. I watched a fight between hillary and an alien that looked like Martha before she went to prison. I sampled the most moist delicious fried twinkie pies. My stomach started to growl the pressure was so bad I farted. I stunk up my pickup so I decided to walk it off so I parked. I instantly felt the pressure gone. Beano didn't work. That is very hard to believe. Beano has always cured my pimples.
Speaking of acne last week Bertha used this gel for hemmaroids and exploding planter moles
jujusaffiemom
Feb 4 2008, 10:21 AM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily Oprah show transcripts. Oprah couldn't even tell Gail about how excited she was when she got the call. Gail said, "Can I have some cheese with that fantastic fruit salad?" I told you life is like a smelly fart. It really stinks! All the money in the world can't buy enough good fart smell! Donald Trump might raise an eyebrow if Oprah let Rosie on her high dollar treadmill. Rosie is the big mouth lady that Clinton would not touch with Monica's nasty mouth!!!!
My New Year's was pretty active. I saw Rednecks sucking on a pacifer shaped lollypop and the rich snobby people were drinking out of a baby bottle. Their trailer looks like the ones the Clintons lived in before the WhiteHouse. I watched a fight between hillary and an alien that looked like Martha before she went to prison. I sampled the most moist delicious fried twinkie pies. My stomach started to growl the pressure was so bad I farted. I stunk up my pickup so I decided to walk it off so I parked. I instantly felt the pressure gone. Beano didn't work. That is very hard to believe. Beano has always cured my pimples.
Speaking of acne last week Bertha used this gel for hemmaroids and exploding planter moles. To my amazement
TJ Maj's Mom
Feb 4 2008, 10:50 AM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily Oprah show transcripts. Oprah couldn't even tell Gail about how excited she was when she got the call. Gail said, "Can I have some cheese with that fantastic fruit salad?" I told you life is like a smelly fart. It really stinks! All the money in the world can't buy enough good fart smell! Donald Trump might raise an eyebrow if Oprah let Rosie on her high dollar treadmill. Rosie is the big mouth lady that Clinton would not touch with Monica's nasty mouth!!!!
My New Year's was pretty active. I saw Rednecks sucking on a pacifer shaped lollypop and the rich snobby people were drinking out of a baby bottle. Their trailer looks like the ones the Clintons lived in before the WhiteHouse. I watched a fight between hillary and an alien that looked like Martha before she went to prison. I sampled the most moist delicious fried twinkie pies. My stomach started to growl the pressure was so bad I farted. I stunk up my pickup so I decided to walk it off so I parked. I instantly felt the pressure gone. Beano didn't work. That is very hard to believe. Beano has always cured my pimples.
Speaking of acne last week Bertha used this gel for hemmaroids and exploding planter moles. To my amazement it only tingled
CharlieandDee
Feb 5 2008, 08:07 PM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that sound like he is under the weather, but he always makes Dee much happier than when she was before she drove her car into an abandoned diamond mine where she lost her teeth. She had to get a new set of choppers before the insurance expired on her car because she would be toothless and couldn't eat her veggies! She also had several strange looking moles show up on her back, caused by excessive exposure to Quakers!
She went to look for the Dr. that specializes in flavored moles, especially the raspberry-chocolate, but to her they tasted like Elmers Glue. So she did not taste them more. She just let Smeagol bite them. Smeagol did not like them with peanut butter and had dreams about them. So she listened to the drs. orders and gave them to Impdujour to try and figure out what went wrong.
They decided to rip off some skin from a butt cheek and taste it with a little ketchup. And to my surprise it didn't taste like chicken.
The next day, the butt cheek had purple freckles on the area from which I heard strange noises that sounded like someone was calling their grandmother's dog!
She was so happy to get her beak on more than one at a time that she ordered a bunch of green little monkeys to go with her banana yogurt. She also ordered grilled cheese soup with no cheese but green olives and spam with rye toast and roasted pumpkin seeds. She ate until she could eat a whole house! She decided she wanted to go and eat the buffet next to the local Denny's. But unfortunately it had been closed. She then turned to go to Walmart for her purple buttcheek syndrom homing device but electronics was out so instead she went to Radio Shak and bought some cheap homing device that specialized in finding more of those tastey little butt cheek moles.
To her surpise she saw a whole section for large potato shooters! She bought so many that she sent one to all her friends and to her adopted brother Peter! They were all so happy with her that they went out and took her to the local Big Lots! She went NUTS, buying everything in the store that she could get her little hands on. Then this elderly lady took off her shoe and the smell of cornchips errupted. After that they evacuated the store and called for President George Bush.
Bush declared it the worst tragedy since the battle between Hilary and those weird little aliens that she abducted and took to torment Bill. Bill called Monica and she came quickly eating a stale Mars bar, he smacked her then she said "you want some?" He replied "I just had Hillary send your dress to the cleaners, it had Milk stains on it! Milk Stains!?!?! I tried to tell you that you were a nasty fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes did Santa eat the whole cake? Yes!! He ate the entire thing!!! I put bird droppings in that. No presents for the entire hamster family. I hope Rudolph doesn't get the runs from all the buttermilk that he drank. If he does I would hate for him to poop on a old man jogging. I admit that would be funny. I'll take a bet that a picture wouldn't do it justice!!! My camera is on standby for the next issue of the daily Oprah show transcripts. Oprah couldn't even tell Gail about how excited she was when she got the call. Gail said, "Can I have some cheese with that fantastic fruit salad?" I told you life is like a smelly fart. It really stinks! All the money in the world can't buy enough good fart smell! Donald Trump might raise an eyebrow if Oprah let Rosie on her high dollar treadmill. Rosie is the big mouth lady that Clinton would not touch with Monica's nasty mouth!!!!
My New Year's was pretty active. I saw Rednecks sucking on a pacifer shaped lollypop and the rich snobby people were drinking out of a baby bottle. Their trailer looks like the ones the Clintons lived in before the WhiteHouse. I watched a fight between hillary and an alien that looked like Martha before she went to prison. I sampled the most moist delicious fried twinkie pies. My stomach started to growl the pressure was so bad I farted. I stunk up my pickup so I decided to walk it off so I parked. I instantly felt the pressure gone. Beano didn't work. That is very hard to believe. Beano has always cured my pimples.
Speaking of acne last week Bertha used this gel for hemmaroids and exploding planter moles. To my amazement it only tingled she even tasted
jujusaffiemom
Feb 7 2008, 01:36 PM
Perky might be just a little bit too much of a go getter for Dee. He would always want to have his way with his toys. Often he can be Soooo amorous! Sheesh! When he talks he says things that s