Sure, why not?

Should I die my beard pink?

LOL CQ you should also trim it up leaving maybe just the soulpatch and a braided goatee...




Should I have a really fantastic lunch today?

Yes, you should! You deserve it!

Assuming that I will never abbreviate the beard, since it hides a very nasty scar across my throat, what else could I do with my beard: plait into two braids the way I once did, with a red ribbon in each?

Never let it be said that CQ doesn't deliver...

Are you patriotic?

Looking good CQ!!

Not to the extent that I will use it to condone atrocities, no.


Is this cute?

AAAAaaWWWWW .... YES



Do babies make you smile?

I smile because I am glad they are not mine lol....



Did you have a good day at work?

Not really .... server was being worked on in the morning and couldnt do my work until more than an hour after I should have had it done

Worked on an investigation with my boss most of the day ... had to lock my door from the inside to keep from being interrupted

then just as I ALMOST HAD IT DONE ... TORNADO WARNNING ... get off the puter, get outta the office (windows) into the hall, but CAN'T GO HOME until the warning is lifted

then chiropracter visit and HAIL storm while there, almost golf ball size, no damage to car thankfully

trees down over my road so have to turn around and go around the other way, storms still rolling thru, i can hear them comimg

now i am so tired i want to take a pill and go to SLEEP

hopefully tomorrow will be better ... less stressful

otherwise, how was YOUR day????

Brittle.



Have you ever wanted to be really honest when someone asks you "How are you?", and just say "I feel like crap. How are you"?

yes but then i have flashbacks of one of my neighbors who tells me every ailment she has when I ask the question!




Do you like to watch B movies?

If by B you mean X, then yes.

Is "Canuck" The "C" word?

LOLLOLOLOL

No The C word is cookie thats good enuff for me cookie cookie cookie starts with C!!!



What does canuck mean anyways?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Canuck

Whats really funny is I actually have a copy of that issue. One day it'll be worth tens of dollars.


Will Big Brown win the Triple Crown?

I have heard a rumor to that effect watch it be an underdog and someone makes a big killing.


Do you play poker?

I'll tell you straight. Last time I played it was a full house. There was this pair of Russians, they were packing clubs...YES. Not regularly though.


When you say the name Barak, doesn't it sound like your throwing up?

lol


but can you say louis pasteur without laughing?

No. But then again I wash frequently.


Would you vacation at a real "Jurassic Park"?

Yes since birds are dinosaurs



Ever went to a public restroom where you had to use the key and ran the key under water and brought it back to the clerk dripping wet appologising for dropping it in the toilet?

I would have just left it in the toilet.

Why do N. Americans call it a Rest Room? You don't go there to rest, do you?

Well we don't loo in there either


Ever want to beat the snot out of somebody just cuz they deserve it?!

actually I did


Will this warm weather last?

Warm? Yes till at least September HOT? I hope not for too long


Do you ever just sit and watch your birds - notice how they interact

Yes. It's fun to watch the budgies, they are always on the move!

Do you like these hot, humid temperatures?

No! But then last week we were complaining about the frost/freeze warnings we had so I guess we gotta pay ....


Would you like to win a BIG trophy?

I'm fine with a small one. I don't feel a need to compensate.


Would you vote Oprah for President?

In the spirit of "no politics" I'm going to decline to be sucked into commenting on US issues.



Do the phases of the moon affect you?

Is that a loaded question?

No.

Would you hire a maid if you could afford it?

Yes I would.
(And no, it wasn't a loaded question )


Is it nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune?

I like Oprah ... smart woman and has a heart ... but NO ... she would not have the proper qualifications to be President ................ but wait! Does ANYONE have the proper qualifications this year???




Do you give your fids common household objects to play with (safe ones of course)?

Yes
Wooden spoons, clothes pegs (NOT the kind with a galvanised spring, though, but the old-fashioned kind illustrated below), bamboo chopsticks, the wife's best bone china...



Have you ever wanted to travel to Iceland?

Yes, my brother in law was once stationed there for a while when he was in the Navy. My MIL went to visit, lucky woman! Said it was a fascinating place.



Do you like bean soup?

Yes, but those in my immediate vicinity with delicate olfactory sense don't...


Are you vegetarian?

I was at one time but No meat is just too savory!



Do you think the Earth is getting hotter from mankind or from the sun burning hotter?

Too complex to explain in a sentance but the sun has cycles as far as mans damage its not just the C02 emissions that are ruining the planet.


Ever bought a pair of shoes only to come home and find out one is a different size?

No. But I've tried on enough pairs of shoes to realize that one of my feet is slightly bigger than the other.


Have you ever felt the need to lash out at a percieved slight or injustice?

yes but I was always taught to walk away and count to 10 then have some gin and the world is rosey again



Do you think its fair to demand that restaurants that are geared for children have their liquor licenses revolked? chick e cheese axis of evil lolol

No.


Is this funny?

Not in the least. I shut it off after 25 seconds. A new world record I would guess.


Do you think Quaker would taste like chicken?

when you make your video I will answer!



Can you survive without electricity?

Sure ... for a SHORT time ... been primitive camping for a few days ... is inconvenient, but doable ...we are so spoiled!!!


Ever put graffitti on a wall?

no all my work is art!!!



Ever been inspired by poetry written on bathroom stalls?

Weeeellllll........... I don't sprinkle when I tinkle anymore


Do you have an umbrella in your car when you need it?

no I usually just get wet




Ever cut out a picture of 'mr clean' and stuck it over someones drivers licence photo and waited for someone to ask them for ID?

No, but it sounds about par for the course for you.


Have you ever been so haunted by the beauty of one particular song that you play it time and time again?

Absolutely!

Have you ever wished that someone would write a song with you in mind and it was the most beautiful thing you've ever heard?
OR
Do you wish that someone musically talented would love you so much that they wrote a song for/about you?

I have had a few songs written or dedicated to me but it always makes me feel uncomfortable....



Do you collect things that have your name on them?

What? You mean that being as wonderful as I am isn't self-aggrandisement enough? Anyway, as my name isn't Rob or Dave or any other common name, I seldom see anything collectable with my name on it.

I may have to look after Chucky again for a couple of weeks. Is there such a thing as an evil parrot?

I guess if I have it, I collected it I have a bowling ball with my name on it (never use it)