Nope.

Do you paint your toenails?

Occasioally, but I think I have ugly toes .........



Do you eat a good breakfast?

the best sugar coated cereal money can buy oh yeah!!!




Do you drink kool aid?

No.
*bites tongue in a "sugar 'n' toxic chemicals" kinda way*


Do you drink fresh fruit juice?

I do ... but somehow it usually seems too sweet for me ... I'd rather control the amount of sugar in the drink ... as in NONE in the ice tea!!!


Have you ever gone to a live comedy club??

yes they are funnneeeee


ever wanted to change your real name?

Not really ... when I divorced I thought about losing HIS last name, but decided I'd had that longer than I had my maiden name so I'd keep it .......


Ever fall out of a tree or off a roof?

yes I fell out of a tree recently while trying to pretend i knew gymnastics all I can say is owwwwwwww....




Do you know how to tie different knots?

Not really ... granny knot is my specialty ... especially in shoe strings


Ever been stranded somewhere and had to walk home in the dark or the rain and been so MAD you could have attacked someone either on the way home or when you got there??!!

Dunno about being stranded, but the latter part of your question happens to me all the time!





Do you have a hot temper?

Yes, and it's being exercised this morning.


Do you get enough sleep at night?

No.

Sleep annoys me. It cuts down on my 'experiencing-time'.


Do you remember your dreams?

Not usually ... only VERY scarey ones that wake me up with pounding heart and such ... and then only for a short time ... usually memory goes away


Do you wear short pants in hot weather?

Please...



Do you wear a mini skirt in hot weather?

Oh Jeez!! With THESE legs??? Are you kidding?! Haven't worn a mini since I was in my early 20s when I still HAD the legs, and butt and body, to do so....


Do you ride a motorcycle?

No
I look like a biker, though, and when I'm out, I often get approached by other bikers.
It usually goes something like this:

Biker: Hi mate. What are you on?

CQ: I got a Honda

Biker: Yeah? Fireblade? CBR?

CQ: Nah, mate. Civic!

Biker: *groan*

Are you enough of an animal friend to save an injured rat?

Yes, unless I'm the one that injured it.

Do you like thunder storms?

Yes.
LOVE thunderstorms.


Do you have a fully calibrated ColorSync workflow, taking into account every stage of print production all the way from scanning through to press-specific ICC profiles?

WUT?????? UUHHHHH NO--- WUT???????? do you make fun of people?????

Moi? Perish the thought!


Do you find it difficult to point out people's failings?

Not at all I can point out others' faults VERY easily ... my OWN, however, well ... I HAVE NONE!!

Do you feel like you need a vacation after your vacation????

What's a vacation?

Why do I need a holiday?

Because you know you want to see Canada and visit us while you're on your way to MN!

Are you planning a holiday this summer?

yes



have you figured out a good system to play the games without being too inconvenienced with the changes?

errrr no lol


have you played bananagrams yet?

no but it sounds interesting



Will you be having a BBQ on Friday?

You don't wanna know what I'm going to be doing on Friday...




Are you particularly patriotic?

no


do you enjoy food holidays?

Heck yeah ... until it's time to step on the scale afterwards then not so much!



Will you be swimming over the holiday weekend?

We might be going to a friends house for a swim...

Do you think fireworks should be illegal?

No ... but I understand why some are ... due to the IDIOTS in the world!!!


Do you like fresh strawberry shortcake?

Yes!

During the strawberry season do you go strawberry picking?

I used to ... now not so much



Are fireworks going off around your house??

No.


Have you ever eaten horsemeat?

Not that Im aware of


Have you ever intentionally hurt someone?

yes



ever had a good idea that turned out to not be such a good idea

Yup, lost two front teeth in the process.


Do you believe in Nostrodomus' prophecies?

no I think his clairvoyance would of been much better if he had been sauced up on gin!


ever watched a movie that was supposed to be serious but you found eveything about it funny?

Yes, pick a zombie movie.


Are zombies funny?

yes they are also the perfect thing to pick off in video games



Do you plan to see hellboy II?

No, I'm waiting for "Purgatory Boy". I like the anticipation.


Would you like to see my new tattoos?

Sure Ron .... .... uhh wait, is it in an X-rated area????




Do you have any body piercings (besides ears)?

yes


do you?

Nope. One hole each ear, no piercings, no tatts. I guess I'm just a fuddy duddy!



Do you color your hair?

no I have been tempted to see if blondes have more fun but to lift the color out of my hair would turn it to straw ....


Do you think blondes have more fun?

I tried it and didn't notice any difference.

Is there something inherently wrong with a sports team being known as the "Redskins", "Indians" or "Braves", when they have nothing to do with First Nations and they offend many Aboriginals.

Yes


Do you think for punishment the team names should be replaced by hostess products like twinkies ding dongs and ho hos?

Yes. Very appropriate. The Chicago Gummy Bears!


Is there such a thing as Sasquatch?

Sure...ever look in the mirror in the middle of the night as you pass by?? Kinda looks like THAT!!


Is it raining where you are?

no its been lovely and cool just like me


How high a heel can you wear?