Yes. My Brother.


Ever served jury duty?

yes, corners. It was aweful.

Have you ever seen a baby pigeon?

Not in real life, but in pics!!

Have you ever eaten a bug?

Yes, but not on purpose!

Have you ever written a book?

No, but I hope to publish "1,001 Parrot Bites: How To Lose Fingers And Impress Friends"


Have you ever crowd surfed at a concert?

Nope!

Have you ever PHYSICALLY saved a life? (Giving blood does that, but not answer to this question.)

Actually Yes. I saved a buddy when he passed out and fell out of my canoe. Long story.


Did you ever catch your parents doing the nasty?

What kind of question is that! I'd rather not even think about it. To answer the ?, No.

Have you ever saved anyone's life?

yes although he was a jerk to me after so I should of let him drown


do you like roller coasters?

YES! The Apollos Chariot at Busch Gardens scared the crap outta me!!!



Do you like your name?

No, I absolutely HATE it!

Do you have a camera?

yes I have a camera

Have you ever done a good deed for someone then wished you hadn't?

let me explain............
we were out boating and just pulled up to the dock......we saw a wallet floating so we picked it up. Yep, we looked inside and there was money and ID. We were so honest. The people were still there and we found them and wished we would of kept at least the money......the guy was a jerk...

yes one of my neighbors cant drive so she is always calling me for rides. Usually if I am going into the city its no big deal and I dont mind the company but one time I took her and she took a long time to find shoes and when we drove all the way back home I get a call from her telling me the shoes dont fit and I 'have' to take her back to get the right ones that fit. I was too busy to take her back. Besides she has a husband why cant he drive her? (note its an hour to drive to the city we were going to)

Have you ever wanted to just run away?

yes to just get away from EVERYTHING

Have you ever been snorkeling?

Nope.

Have you ever gone mountain climbing?

never been mountain climbing.

Have you ever shaved your head?

no head shaving but I have oh so been tempted when its hot outside

would you or have you ever performed infront of a live studio audience?

Yeah...but it's my job. I've introduced bands in front of more than 5,000. To this day I still get the sweats and shakes.



Would you ever run for elected office?

no because I cant even bluff at poker so how good would I be with politics? But if there was a seat up for the council of bacon I might be so inclined...kevin or pork I havent made up my mind yet.


Do you believe in prophetic dreams?

Sure, but I lack any firsthand experience, therefore I must doubt.


Would you vote for Arnold Schwartzenegger for President?

If you're going to have a Nazi in office, at least make it a home-grown Nazi like George Bush!

Do you feed the pigeons?

No, not many pigeons here, but I do feed the squirrels.

Would you go on a reality t.v. show?

no I am not entertaining enough for ppl to want to tune in and watch it who wants to watch working stiffs anyways?

would you ever take a bath in a tub filled with butter?

That would depend on who was in there with me!

Should George Bush be tried for crimes against humanity?

No


Should Tony Blair?

They BOTH should!

Should we eat more garlic-flavoured ice cream?

Gee that would give me bad breath.

Should Hilliary be the next president?

Even Attila the Hun would be better than the present *******...

Should we stop talking politics in this thread?

Yes.


Should we talk about the medicinal uses of leeches instead?

No... but I do admit it is a pretty cool topic! Really gross though!

Do you purposely avoid walking under ladders?

no I am lazy in the sense that if walking under a ladder is the direct route for me to get to where I want to be I do it.


Have you ever driven over the speed limit on purpose?

Yes – getting a parrot we thought was dying to an avian vet 90 miles away. I'm amazed I didn't get caught! Otherwise I'm very careful about speed limits – in town – but out on a winding, open country road when there's no other traffic around...

Ever partake of a little "herbal stimulation"?

(Looks left and right, high and low, checking for the constabulary...seeing none, throws out chest and wheezes..)

YES.



Have you ever played Hockey?

Yes

Have you ever been to China?

I have been to hong kong does that count? if so yes


Do you regift?

OMG UZ, you're as gutsy as me....lol.

Yes. I've done it this last year with candles. And I'm a candle freak. But I love my Georgie Girl more.

Can you cross your toes?

Nope, too short and stubby!

Ever wear the other gender's undies???

Not so far... though really, I think they make pretty much every style of other gender undies in "girlie" undies now anyways... so is it even possible?

Have you ever used "It seemed like a good idea at the time" as a legitimate excuse?

yes as it did really seem like a good idea at the time

Do you ever wonder where the second sock runs away too after its found to be missing in the dryer?

Yes. I believe the theory that dryers can reach a "perfect" temperature which creats a brief instantaneous black hole in the dryer that sucks only socks in. Somewhere there is an entire galaxy filling up with humanities socks.



Do you believe Q Tips are sentient?

In themselves, no, but leave that earwax on there long enough and sentient life could very well develop.

Are we alone in the Universe?

yes. However I doubt whether there will ever be any contact with another sentient species.


Do you believe soft recreational drugs should be legalized and controled like alcohol and tobacco?

No! Personally I don't like the loss of control drugs cause (I used to be under the control of nicotine and VERY occasionally booze ) and definitely don't like the loss of control of OTHER people under the influence!!

Ever spent a night in jail?

nope never spent the night in jail although sometimes if I am home too much I sort of feel like I am in prison not sure if that counts or not


Do you take short cuts?

Yes, of course life is short and if you can take short cuts to have more time doing something else why not do it?


Have you ever sang Karoke?

unfortuntatly yes I had to sing the lame song love shack at my gf's stagette party.......


Do you believe the best decision is the one that can be easily changed?

No. I want to make a decicive decision and not change.


Is global warming a political/media scam?

No.
I believe it is an economic scam.

Is MBS a real phenomenon? (LOL)

YES!! Most people I know that have birds - notice the 's' - have more than one......MBS develops when people find out just how loving/funny/entertaining these little fids are.

Have you forgiven someone in your past for something they did to you, even if they didnt' DESERVE to be forgiven?

My answer to that is yes and no. I have forgave my ex hubby for the crap he dragged me through when we split up the last time BUT I have never....and never will.....forgive two people of my past.

Odd how I hold a grudge on two people from high school that really don't mean anything but yet forgive my ex hubby for.....well being his self.

Have you ever went rock climbing?