Hello guys, its a new game. The rules are simple and it is easy to play ...
Rule: Just answer the posted question as YES or NO. Then post a question. Any topic ok, does not have to bird related.
Like:

Do you love Quaker parrots?
Ans: Yes

Now ... let the game begin ...

Are any of your fids rescues?

A: Yes. (2)

Have you ever had a parrot poop on your head?

Have you ever had a parrot poop on your head?


Yes.

Have you ever eaten bird food (pellets)?

Yep!!!

Wish you had more parrots?

Wish you had more parrots?
yupp

Have you ever wanted to win the lottery?

Yes (but I guess ya gotta play to win )

Ever been in a car accident?

Ever been in an accident?



Yes



Does your birdie poop in his food or water dish?

Bump to play..

are any of your fids recuues? No

yes.


are your birds wings clipped?

are your birds wings clipped??? Yes

How often do you give your fids a bath???? 4 times a week

Do you take your fids out when you are doing errands?

Not at the moment.

I found it very funny that through 'parrot poop on the head' (happened yesterday in protest of rearranging the perches) all the answers were yes...

Have you ever had a repair guy puzzle over your shower perch?

Nope...

Have you ever eaten snails.. (Escargo)

Have you ever eaten snails.. (Escargo) nope

Have you ever went water skiing?

Yes...once....years ago, but I looked more like a submarine than a water skier...forgot to let go of the tow rope, too

Ever been so drunk you passed out and don't remember HOW you got that tattoo?!

NO! I've done a few "things" drunk, but never that.


Do you ever break the "five second rule" when food hits the floor?

Me neither, but hey, I had to ask!


Do you ever break the "five second rule" when food hits the floor?

Depends on what it is ... bread/butter side down ... YUCK ... individually wrapped chocolate ... been known to find one behind the couch (no telling HOW long it'd been there! ) and eat it ... stale, but edible ... heck, it was CHOCOLATE!

Do you ever forward those annoying 'forward or you will die' emails ... and believe something bad actually MIGHT happen to you if you don't?

No! The only thing I worry about is how I am going to kill the person who sent it to me. Hate those wastes of time.


Do you believe that humans are solely responsible for "Global Warming".

Do you believe that humans are solely responsible for "Global Warming"
YES

Do your unplug your TV or computer when its lightning and thurndering out??

No.


Can you play a musical instrument?

do you play a musical instrument? Yes I play acoustical guitar (spanish folk music mostly)

Do you think one day we as humans will inhabit another planet?

Yes. But probably only other planets in our solar system.

Now for something truly cerebral......



Do you pick your nose when drving your car?

Pick my nose aka mining for gold...no...is it fun?

Do you ever have times where you just want to push the person who is with you down an elevator?

EEEEWWWWWWWW NO!!

Do you flip off the guy who cuts you off in traffic??

(Hey, that could me ME you know!! )

flip off guys in traffic? no usually mutter something to myself and let them go by.

Have you ever cheated to win a game?

No, they are both on battery back up packs.

Do you like to watch thunderstorms?

I would have to answer a yes to that. All beit was a very long time ago. Now I can go a month without doing laundry cause I have about 30 pair..... I have no question, so someone else can think of one for me.....

Have you ever had a letter to the editor published?

yes birds for me too

have you ever told a lie in order to protect them from getting hurt feelings?

Yes


Do you believe in the death penalty?

death penalty no (death is too easy for some crimes just my opinion)

Do you believe that the string theory will expand our concept of the universe or universes?

What the heck is a string theory???

nebbermind lemme ask a different question then....

Have you ever wanted to run away?

No

No


If you live outside UK have you ever been to the UK?

ever been to the uk? yes many times

ever eat lime green jello with carrots in it?

Yuppers!! Looks weird maybe, but tastes good.

Have you ever blamed someone else for something you've done?
(And blaming the dog for the fart you let out DOES NOT COUNT!!)

blamed someone else? Yes but felt bad about it later

Have you ever wanted to trade lives with someone?

No, not really. I wouldn't mind being Mr. Angelia Jolie for a few days.


Can you square dance?

Square dance yes

but even better

Can you polka?

Yes, actually, quite well

I scored a perfect 100 on my polka exam in high school gym class... (yes, we all had to learn 5 different dances... polka was one of them)

Ever tried to fix something yourself with disasterous results?

LOL good for you jamie I can polka too btw probably not as good as you tho!!

Yes I tried to fix my well pump and when I opened it all the tiny pieces fell out so I had to go buy a new one!

Heh, I dunno, you might be better than me... but I think no matter how good you are, you look silly dancing the polka! It's a fun dance though...

Back when I mascotted more often, I had to go to an old folks home to visit a bunch of little old ladies and there was a band playing polka music... so there I was, dressed as a stuffed bear, polka-ing away and all the little old ladies came up to dance with me! I think I danced with about two dozen 90 year old ladies. Then they all came and told my partner (the real cop with me ) that I should come back and dance with them more often... It was pretty funny

Do you chew your fingernails?

Do you chew your fingernails?

No.

Do you sing along with the music in your car?

Yep..loudly...but here's a part 2 to that question....

If your singing and you come to a stop light...do you stop singing so the people next to you won't think your nuts??

Nope, I keep singing and start playing the electric steering wheel.



Whats the coolest wild animal you've ever encountered.(not in a zoo.)

Whats the coolest wild animal you've ever encountered.(not in a zoo.)
Penguins nesting in Chile

What's your favourite wild animal other than parrots?

Yellow/orange bangle tigers

when you are right about something do you say "I told you so"?

No. I'm not that cruel.

Have you ever been bitten by anything bigger than a parrot?