Sure! I'll jump on a trans-Atlantic.... oh: no parrot sitters available. Sorry.

When did you last use public transport?

The last time I used public transport had to be hrmmm when I was in London. There is no public transport where I am most ppl just ride horses for small trips to town. *shrugs*




Do you think Fidel Castro is still alive?

Who knows?

With the population of Nevis, Minnesota being 55% female, should CQ move there from Sheffield?

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gee I almost spilt my coffee!!! Keyword Almost!
It depends its a big norse population and sometimes called the land of blondes. Why are you looking for a bigger flock? LOL



Changing directions.......

Have you seen the original movie ju-on and did you find it better than the grudge?

Errr... no. But I have seen the original Japanese verison of "Ringu", and it was LOADS better than the Hollywood remake.

Do you go to the movies to see films that aren't in English?

(I went to see Curse of the Golden Flower recently. Best film I've seen in years!)

No

Have you ever been to jail?

I dont think it would be considered jailed I was arrested booked and released for protesting...does that count?



Do you think its possible for people to just all get along?

If people weren't so full of their own self-importance and weren't so damned materialstic, yes. But in the real world? No.

Is there a God?

Look around!! OF COURSE THERE IS!!! Don't know how anyone can doubt it if they've ever seen a baby come into the world!!

Can you swim?!

Like a fish!

How many stars are there in the sky?

Billions of billions!

How many have you ever counted in one night?

3'456'129...(AH HA!)

When are you getting a baby african grey?

Never. We have dedicated our lives to helping and rescuing adult birds in need.

Why does the sun shine?

Because its very bright!

Who created this game?

Oatis


What is beauty?

Beauty is my mother








What is a best friend?

A best friend is someone who stands by your side thru the good times as well as the bad times and loves you unconditionally.


I read recently that alot of newspapers are losing client base for printed subscriptions as more and more people are getting their news from other sources such as the internet. Do you think that eventually newspapers in printed form will become a thing of the past?

I sincerely hope not! There's nothing like a rolled-up newspaper to control a naughty quaker.

Why are Greys the greatest parrots on the planet?

Greys are great because even the simplest of people can teach one to talk.


Whats the longest plane flight you've ever been on?

aprox 9 hours non stop bleah



can you fly a plane?

No...

What's your favourite movie?

The best one I've seen in a VERY long time is Curse of the Golden Flower

Who is you fave rock band?

my favorites change alot depending on my mood for just rock I guess it would have to be porcupine tree as the flavor du jour.


Do you like to sing?

Yes but I can't carry a tune to save my life!

Do you have any bad habits?

My worst habbit is that I have become a lazy typist and I use alot of net shorthand and cant be bothered to make corrections in punctuation and spelling etc...People usually joke that I have a typing IMPediment
I just figure if ppl get a general idea of what I am trying to say its all good.



When you treat yourself...what do you buy?

...who seems to ignore the use of the [Shift] key completely!

Prog metal CDs.

Do you use a cordless mouse?

I own some but rarely use them I like glidepoint and even my external keyboards have glidepoint (touchpad for those that might not know what I am talking about)


What search engine do you like to use the most?

Yahoo...

Do you feel there is a need for capital punishment?

no because I cant help it that i am too lazy to not use my shift key i shouldnt be penalized for it



have you ever followed thru with a 'dare'?

nope ........ to chicken bawk bawk bawk


Ever have to walk a long distance in the rain, without an umbrella??

Of course. I live in Britain...


Have you got a mountain bike?

Yes

Where in the world would you love to go on holiday?

Japan – I'm fascinated by both the modern and ancient aspects of their culture.

How clean is your keyboard? (Be honest!)

Spotless... I HATE a dirty keyboard - so I clean mine every friday...

However, my collegues keyboard... We won't even go there!!!!

Do you play computer games? (I play SIMS 2 - lol... I can even buy an African Grey as a pet on it! )

I play all flavours of Medal of Honor and Call of Duty. I also play Medieval II and Rome flavours of Total War. I also play Tropico.

Ever been a member of an online gaming clan?

No - I hear it's fun though!

Do you play Command and Conquer? (I do )

No. I've tried it a couple of times, but as you can tell from the list of games I play, I like a healthy dose of realism in my game play. C&C involves too much fantasy.

Would you consider adopting a disabled parrot?

Of course! If the opportunity arose for me to rescue one in need, I will do it without blinking! Even though it would need extra care!

What domestic animal do you like least?

Dogs (Sorry – I know you've just got into Pocket Lint on Legs , but I just can't stand all that drooling mindless loyalty!)

Other than parots, which are your favourite domestic animals?

DOGS! I have 5! 2 German Shephards, 3 Pocket Lint on legs! And 3 African Greys that bark like dogs! By the way - They are already saying "CUDDLES! WHERE ARE YOU CUDDLES!" LOL...

What is the most annoying thing your parrots do? (Of course Ndhlovu is not included )

But Ndhlovu is the most annoying of the lot. She clears her throat constantly the way that Britta does and belches at me.

Induna bites

Inenekazi is indecisive

Insect is a Quaker

George the Patagonian squawks and never keeps still!



How much of your day does caring for your animal friends take up?

Gosh, at least 6 hours!! Especially if its feed and clean day for the reptiles!



Are you going on vacation this year, and where?

If it pans out the way its supposed to I am going to the UK hawaii and on a few mini vacations.




Do you like cheese and whats your favorite?

I'll dust off the sofa-bed!

Cheese... hmmm... Vintage cheddar – so strong it takes the skin off the inside of your mouth!

Are you (normally) carnivorous, vegetarian or vegan?

I like beef hate poultry cant have either right now dont really believe in the vegan diet because I think dairy is essential for most people other than those that can not absorb its benefits and have to avoid it like the plague.



Which reminds me of an article I read recently
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/13245543/detail.html
so my question is what do you think of it?

That's outrageously irresponsible! Making a lifestyle choice is one thing, but foisting upon an infant that has absolutely no say in the matter – to its own detriment – is another thing completely.

Do you ever take revenge on people that send you junk e-mails?

nah I generally just have to set my mail rules to the current trends of spam...currently if you are going to paris to stay at the hilton I will not get your email.




Can you skip stones across the water?

You PC people are so tolerant! There's a great application on the Mac called Spamfire, which has a great little function which allows you to wreak revenge on persistent offenders by completely swamping their systems with "Not at this address" type messages.



Yes, but not so I'd win any chamionships


What do you do when your small green feathered friends start making sexual advances?

Mine has never been amorous to me he just likes his bell toy and he is done for the season.



Have you ever gambled?

Yes I have......went to Las Vegas about 12 years ago, but only dropped about $200 for the week, and actually won about $200 for the week, so broke just about even...and nickle/dime poker is a hoot!

Every sunbathe in the nude??? (Watch out for the sunBURN!!)