sometimes


Can you walk in a straight line?

Only after several drinks

Ever had food poisoning?

Yes.. and it was very horrible let me tell ya. Consider the toilet your best friend.


What would you do for a klondike bar?

Go to the top of CQ page....

Ever swim with sharks?

No. never want to..

Have you ever been robbed?

Yes. I'm robbed of my righteous space at the TOP – several times a day! POLICE!!!

yes



Do you consider a bell a dangerous weapon?

Yes!

Does lynching some a-hole that rings a bell aggressively at you constitute a capital offence?

Not in Canada!!

You can buy an acre of the moon for around 15 to 30 bucks (US), so would you buy an acre?

no lol



Have you ever tried to count all the stars in the sky?

Yes all the time. Especially at night.



Have you ever went to sleep while sitting at a stop light?

no
have you ever wanted to slap someone for being rude?

I do it all the time!


Ever wanted to be rude back to someone who has been rude to you?

O YES

Have you ever wanted to go beat someone down or cuss them out for being rude to your mom.

I consider myself to be an egalitarian libertarian eccentric pacifist (watches calmly as Connie scurries off to find dictionary ) but I will defend me and mine, yes.

Does diplomacy have a role to play?

In certain instances it can work in others well...bleaaaaaaahhhhhhh

Do you think I should buy myself a 44 mag for cmas?

sure
who are u gonna blow away?

That or an AK full of vodka.

I could think of a few people!

Why are there so many murders in the US?

I have no clue I guess the follow up would be

Why do people murder?

In Europe, it's often crimes of passion, but in Yankland...? Too many cop shows on TV, a-holes like the Governator glorifying violence, etc

Unadulterated Crowley? Or the Wiccan Rede?

What was the ?


Can what was the ? be the next ?

Yes. It was a question of the degrees of a particular philosophy.

Are you interested in philosophy?

yes


What does it mean?

I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you!

Doesn't it seem awfully quiet in here?

Yes!

Should you be sleeping right now?

Not necessarily.

Since when did you become my mother?

Do you prefer turkey or ham?

Did you eat your brussel sprouts today?

Yupp

Do you like broccoli?

Yes.

Do you like asparagus?

Yes

Do you like surstr?mming, a particularly evil-smelling variety of Swedish fermented herring?

Just bought a bottle of it.

Ever smell a Rottweiler fart?

Nope, but I've smelled Golden Retreiver!

Are you going away for Christmas?

no staying around the house.

Ever wonder how Santa can fit down the chimney?

No. We don't have a chimney. He has to shin up a drainpipe to get to us!

With all these chimneys (and drainpipes) involved, ever wondered why Santa's suit isn't black?

Yes

Ever kept a gift intended for somebody else just because they made you mad?

nope,but I have forgotten about gifts hidden in the closet

have you ever opened a gift and rewrapped it after you found out what was inside?

no lol

Do you regift?

no

Have you ever got a gift that you thought was hidious but you smiled and said thanks anyway?

I always say thanks I am not rude


Ever had a pet rock?

no

Ever had a hermit crab for a pet?

no


How about a human crab for a pet?

NO

Did you buy me a present for Christmas?...

Yes

Do you have the yellow cab service?

oo ooo oooooo!! yeah! lol

NO (town is to small)

Do you have a yellow cab taxi service?


(my daughter is helping me tonight )

no cab service at all here


Ever rode on a bus?

YES...Morgan doesn't like the big yellow ones!



Ever watch the Blues Brothers?

top

HAHAHAHA....wrong page ther IMPy!!

I blame it on my cast! But yea saw blues brothers


Ever seen the big lebowski