cheaper by the dozen

what is you favorite movie

I like all of the Lord of the Rings movies

Do you watch soap operas?

No

What is your favourite foreign language movie?

yes a month or so ago I received a recall letter from Sam's Club about some chili beans I had bought. lol after I had already ate a can.

What would you do if you received a recall letter on something you had eaten?

nothing if i didnt get sick

what would you do

Hire a lawyer and sue them for all their worth

What is the strangest movie you've ever watched?

Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
...very strange- but it could have been because I saw it twice on two long flights!?

Do you prefer to rent movies or go out to the movie theatre?

Rent movies.

Do you like your popcorn with or without butter?

Without. Since living in Saudi Arabia as a kid, when the perceived wisdom was that you ate salt tablets to avoid dehydration, I have always liked things very salty - including popcorn.

Do you like toffee?

Love it.
What's your favorite color to WEAR?

Well I always wear black, but only until they invent a darker colour?

Ever been caving?

Yes!


have you ever wished you lived in another period of time?

Yes. I've always wanted to live in Jorvik (York) in Viking times!

Have you ever seen jousting?

Only on the telly unfortunately...but Im sure you have!


Have you ever thought walked 10 miles?

No but I rode my horse 70 miles one day. Ouch!
Have you ever colored your hair?

yes

Have you ever touched a dolphin?

No

Do you have a list of things you want to do before you die?

no

Do you have a list?

I have many lists.

What was your favorite game as a child?

My favorite game was a board game called Gambler


Ever been to the Circus?

yes

Ever riden an elephant?

Yes


Ever felt you were ringmaster in a circus?

yep with all these animals. Oh them drinks look good.

Ever wanted to bartend?

No I prefer to be served psst they are good


Do you have a signature dish?

chocolate chip cookies

Do you have a large family?

Yupp - 4 Greys, 1 QP, 1 Patagonian, 1 Meyers & 1 Jackdaw.

Oh, human family? No.

Is there always room for Jell-o?

Yes

Speaking of which what is your favorite flavor?

Raspberry.

Have you ever made/tried tomato aspic?

yes




Do you think brussel sprouts are the most vile of vegetables ever?

yes that and green beans

What is the grossest food you have ever tasted

liver
Do you like chittlings?

Never had 'em.

Are you squeamish?

no but I have been told I am certifiable does that count?


Do you have regrets?

I've had a few, but then again, too few to mention.

Will you live 2008 YOUR way?

I am a brat when isnt it my way?


Do you watch sports on new years day?

Nope - no TV!

Do you have sugar in your coffee?

no I keep telling you I have it as black as my soul!



Do you like shortbread?

Sugar doesn't affect the colour, Sweetness.
*ducks*

Err... No - shortbread is too dry.

Ever tried eating a whole packet of cream crackers on its own?

Are cream crackers the same as vanilla wafers?

Do you like oysters?

Didnt I have this conversation yesterday? No no and no



Ever feel like you are subjected to a double standard?

Constantly! So many people moralise in theory, yet contradict themselves in practice - "Do as I say, not as I do".

Ever wanted to live the life of a hermit?

yes I have came close at times




Ever wanted to rule the world?

no

Are you a frequent flyer?

No.

Does symbolism play a large part in your life?

perhaps, maybe thats why I like picture books?


Do you read magazines?

MacUser, Parrots, Top Gear.

Do you read mostly fiction or non-fiction?

non fiction





Do you ever wonder what it would be like to live life as a bird?

good point brook!!!

Well not totally as a guy I do like to wear the pants in the family tho
and today I just realized my shirt was inside out and no one told me!!



Ever had a costume malfunction?

Not unintentionally, no.

Are humans inherently better than 'animals', such that it is appropriate to express revulsion at dogs' mating habits?

I think will get in trouble for this BUT I might just be jealous they can lick themselves.






Did you spit out coffee at my response?