Being able to put my head on my pillow at the end of it.


Ever take your parrot/s out in the rain?

no but I like to get drenched sometimes


Ever wonder what life would be like if you were a banana?

Hmmm, in one end of a monkey and out the other. Nope. Never gave it much thought.


Are bananas erotic?(monkeys aside)(unless you find monkeys erotic)

no they are too yellow but monkeys ooga booga ROFL


so what about pickles?

Mmmm, naaaa. Cantalopes!

Do the words "monkey" and "pickle" makie you giggle?

no but when someone says they want a pencil I tend to laugh hysterically....


If UFO's are visting us why are they not boosting our economy by at least buying a few souvineers or at least a good mocha for the road?

Their monetary system is based on belly button lint.


Why can't monkeys be politicians? They can't do worse, can they?

Agreed but congress would go ape over it!



Did you know that in some cultures yams are a prized posession?

I yam amazed!


Are you one of the one third of all Americans that flush the toilet while still sitting on it?

I'm not American!

What is your favourite type of flower to plant?

The kind that take care of themselves lol actually one of the many I like are moon flowers.



What is your favorite flower to plant?

I like wild flowers ... brings the flutterbys in ...

Do you plant tomatoes for your own use?

Yes!

Do you have bunnies around your house that get more of your fresh veggies than you do?

Don't know if its the bunnies or the darn ground squirrels that ate my tomatoes last year. I'll bet I have better luck this year with the fox den close by ... mama will be searchig for the ground squirrels so the GSs will be gone


Where did you go on your honeymoon?

hawaii



Where will you go on your next vacation?

Back to Washington DC (end of June)



Have you ever flown in a helicopter?

yes as a passenger


Ever had a desire to learn to fly?

YES - did get to fly a little 4-seater Cessna once ... was fun ... my youngest daughter got to take the controls and fly it as well ... she flew a plane before she could drive!! lol We have the log books to prove it ...




What do you do to lower your stress levels?

I play with my bird's. If that does not work I smoke some Bacon.


Do you have parrot poop on you?

No

Do you watch thunderstorms?

Watch. Listen. Love. YES!

Ever been to sea, Billy?

Yes



Ever been deep sea fishing?

Technically no. I have reeled in salmon in the 50lbs range though, and ling cod up to 70lbs. Nothing like marlin or other large game fish.


Does size count?

Yes because reeling in a marlin is really not as fun as catching a lot of fresh water fish. After the first hour of sitting in that chair you swear your arms are going to fall off.


Do you think cheap imitations are just as good as the real thing?

Depends on what the real thing is ... hard to know whether an imitation is as good if you don't have anything to compare it with ...


What kind of computer do you have (desk, laptop, brand) ?

all kinds and all platforms because I have to work with them all bleah




How do you deal with a friend who when you want to discuss things with them they dismiss you like a piece of garbage...along the lines of are they really your friend or?

A. Call a hit man. B. Google Moltov Cocktail. C. Reasses your friendship.


What part of your body do you wish wouldn't grow hair?

My chin! I have a 'witch hair' on my chin that I have to pluck .... and pluck ..... and pluck ....every so often. Inherited it from my mother, and lucky my youngest daughter inherited it from ME!!


Where were you born?

In a hospital.


What is your earliest memory?

hrmmm I was about 4 and I was watching my dad work on his car.

favorite breakfast?

!!!!!


What are you looking forward to the most this summer?

after seeing that pic jobo thats what i had for dinner....


I look forward to enjoying some decent weather and no shoveling...!!



What location do you go to, to people watch?

Given the choice, Las Ramblas in Barcelona.


Have you ever been to a bullfight?

Yes


Is boxing a sport?

I don't consider it a sport ... more of a brawl ... but many ppl DO consider it sport ... as in you have to (or SHOULD) train for participation.


How do you like your coffee?

i like it black and strong



Do you like soft drinks/sodas/pop ?

Occasionally ... I FINALLY beat the soda habit a couple years ago and drink mostly water nowdays. Summertime brings on the iced tea once or twice a day, but mostly water. (and the one cuppa coffee/cappachino in the morning!!)



What is your best recipe to take to a potluck?

Rolling papers. If you're lucky.


Bacon. Crispy or not?

Crispy ... otherwise feels like yer chewing porky rubber!! EEWWWwwwww



How often do you take a vacation from work? (and I don't mean showing up but NOT working! )

actual vacation and not sick days hrmmm...I get 6 weeks vacation but spread it out thru the year so probably ever three months? unsure...although last year I took the entire summer off woot.




Do you sometimes call in sick even if you are not really sick?

I dunno, that's a trick question. Does sick in the head count? I called in once telling my boss I had a problem with my eyes. When I went back the next shift I told him it was rectal glaucome, I could not see my butt coming to work.

What did your birdies have for dinner tonight?

Last night Casey had rice pasta, broccoli, sweet potato and a few pieces of corn... but of course she wouldn't touch the corn!

What is your fids favourite food?

Whatever I'm having

Is there any point?

if you sharpen your stick well enough then yeah!


ever tied someones shoe laces together when they were unaware?

No

Sleep well?

yes but for some reason I keep waking up with headches waaaa



whats your best headache cure?

The Creative Energy of the Universe, as channelled thru Yrs Trly


Did you take something for it?

I think what i am taking is whats causing it wah so no I need to drive today....





Ever ate gulf shrimp?

Nope.

Ever had Morton Bay Bugs?

no gah



Did you see weezas pics of her new baby?