Yes


Do you like marsupials?

hangin' out on mom's tail (opossum) or hiding in mum's pouch ('roo) .... sounds kinda cozy don't ya think?



What is your favorite type of tree?

The Baobab



If one parrot species had to go extinct in order to save all of the others for all eternity, which would it be?

I like the Tigers.

What would you do today if you could do anything besides what you're doing?

I couldn't possibly say, since this is a family oriented forum.


Ever had one of these?

OMG! I LOVE THOSE, QUARK!!!! You sending enough for the entire forum????



What do you think about people who talk on the phone WHILE THEY ARE DRIVING??!!

I would say its ok but I wont because they are not just jeapordizing their life they are putting mine at risk too!


do you own a supersoaker?

Nope ... but I've been blasted by one


What do you plan to do when you get 'older' that you can't/won't do now?

Norman Bourlag
http://www.enotes.com/salem-history/bourla...rk-world-hunger



Do you ever daydream?

Yes, that's what keeps me from going insane!


Have you ever had a dream that actually came true?

Yes but I prefer surprises




Ever thrown a party for yourself?

If I'm throwing the party it IS for me, no matter who is the guest of honor!!! LOLOL


If you could be one person other than yourself for ONE DAY, who would it be and why??

I would be a gf of mine for the day so I could slap her husband up some street justice and make him grateful he is married to her and not me by the end of the day he would be worshipping the ground she walks on while watching his back lol.


Do you like bing cherries?

OH YUMMMY!!! We went cherry picking one time and I think we ate as much as we had in the bucket by the end ... the orchard should have weighed US!!! Ate so many the kids got sick ... cherries the second time around are EEEWWW YYUUUCCCKKKYY


What do you do when a tornado WARNING is issued?

I would probably get a beer and a lawn chair. I don't mean to sound flippant, but I've never seen a tornado and I'm not likely to. So, I'd probably be dumb enough to stand there and watch it come right at me out of sheer curiosity....and stupidity.


Can you love your enemy?

LOL good question...I guess I love to annoy them...hrmmm I feel a bob marley song coming on now eeeps...



Ever bet on a tortoise race?

No. But I'd put my money on the "bob tailed nag".


Why do people shout the name of a deity during the throws of extasy?

Because if they shout another persons name they get slapped?




Ever seen a meteor shower?

Yes. Lots. Mostly when I was younger. Now they always seem to happen soooo late at night.


If pigs could fly, would you buy a ticket?

yes especially if I can pay them with a trough!



Do you consider yourself nocturnal?

Zzzzzzzzzz. Huh? Whaa? Am I still up? Whoa, nasty drool stain. NO!

Could Canada beat the US in rock, paper, scissors?

lol dunno does rock crush scissors cant remember...lolol



Do you find my questions amazingly boring?

I can't begin to describe the level of boredom. A coma would be an improvement.


Whats the square root of 6,331?

lol dont get all punctuationee with me bernice!



Ever wanted to order someone to swab the deck?

The deck? No. The "Poop deck"? Yeah baby!


If it was an option, would you get the "Trunk Monkey"?

only if he carried in my packages in re to your other question its 79.56758133813042


Is math fun?

Just.........NO! Brain hurt!


What would Ghandi do?

Fast.


What would CQ do?

Join in the fun?

Gonna watch the horse race today?

No.

Have you got a bet on?

No... I'm not even wearing shoes!


What is the best zoo you've ever been to?

Toronto Zoo

What is your favourite animal at the zoo?

Animals should not be kept in zoos!


Why do I have such a rotten stinking hangover after just 3 beers?

because you wore the pink outfit




Are Saturdays cage cleaning days?

YEP ... housecleaning for me, for the fids too! Early morning job and then its' done except for daily spot cleans all week...



Does someone else mow your lawn for you or do you have to do it yourself?

I let the goats look after it.


Why is American beer so bad?

Because it's BEER??!!



Why do so many people watch those awful 'reality' shows??

It's like looking in a mirror, without having to face the consequences.


Are Cetaceans intelligent?

Yes.


Are cetaceans as intelligent as psittacines and do corvids outsmart the lot?

Cetaceans are AT LEAST as intelligent as Psittacine if not more so....

We (hoomans) tend to think Psittacines are smarter simply because they can talk in our language to us (versus canines and felines who understand US but whom we cannot understand)

Corvids would rank up there in intelligence as they can also speak our language

and ALL THREE are so very clever as to be able to figure out complicated problems and come up with a workable solution ... that would make them MORE intelligent than some of our hooman counterparts, eh???


Do you like cows?

Yes, but I couldn't eat a whole one.


Is it fair that Lewis Hamilton got a 10-place grid penalty for ramming Kimi Räikkönen up the arse in the Canadian Grand Prix?

Sure well depends on what kind of car he was driving (G) heeheeheehee vroom



Flip flops or barefoot?

Okay, I watched this. WHAT A BONEHEAD MOVE!! Red light means stop! He should have his license pulled.




Barefoot.



Jeans or sweats?

horseback riding -jeans
sweats-when I just donn wanna


paper clips or staples?

I like the conviction of stapling.


Do you worship salt?

YES!!!!!!


Ever used pickles as a dangerous weapon?

No ... but for something else


What 'theme' did you have for your wedding?

Goth


Do you think pens are a much more superior IMPlement to pencils?

Well that is sIMPle logic! Don't have to sharpen a pen ... ... BUT, you will find it nearly IMPossible to erase a mistake made with the inked IMPlement!


When are you the most awake?

lol right now!




Ever did square dancing?