Last Saturday...

Just added a third Patagonian Conure to the flock. His name is Guess and he's about 12 years old. He's a Birdline safehouse bird, so only a temporary lodger, while we find him a new permanent home.

Are Patagonian Conures too loud?

Not me!!! I'm full!!!

What's the best thing about being owned by a Quaker?

The peace and quiet you experience when they are all asleep!


Should I rather be working?

yes....


me too?...

Yes quit goofing off crack the whip and wutnot...





If you could be the opposite sex for one day only would you take it even to see how it is to be on the other side of the fence?

Gods yes!
I'd never stop touching myself!


Would you?

Yes



Pop Tarts will they ever go out of fashion?

Were they ever in fashion?


Have you ever been high as #$@#?

Yes if prescription drugs count




Ever used google when you dont understand a position?

No. I have a copy of the Kama Sutra.


Should there be a Kama Sutra for Budgies?

LOL Yes



Do you think we could make money selling the videos?

Budgie porn? Hell yes!


Are cavemen sexy?

Is that you CQ?


Have you ever played golf with Croquet sticks?

no not yet at least



ever wanted to play doctor using a sledge hammer as one of the medical tools?

NO! Thats just sick!


Ever wanted to play doctor using rusty cans and broken bottles?

never wanted to until now lol think of the potentials...lololol


Ever ordered a beverage that had an umbrella in it?

Not that I recall.


Have you ever posted something on a forum just to get a rise?

Yes



Do you think tampons could be remarketed for nose bleeds?


boy oh boy do I have the url for you UZ

Maybe to Jamie Farr.


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Are the words country and music diametrically opposed?

lol lol let me think on that one....
think...
thinking....
LOL



You like getting me in trouble dont you?

Not as much as I'd like to get you into a chastity belt and body armour.


Will this post come back to haunt me?

possibly

have u used a tampon for a nose bleed?

No, but used a sanitary napkin to stop major bleed from leg cut



What color are most of the clothes in your closet or dresser?

Black



Would you eat lime green jello with carrots in it?

Been there...done that....quite good actually


Do you like to cook with a crock pot?

yes but I wish I had more recipies because its kind of nice to toss a bunch of stuff in plug it in go to work and come home to a nice cooked meal.


Do you think a pickled herring smoothie is ever a good idea?

Gag ... ack ... brffff .... NO!!!!


Is pickled herring good for ANYTHING??????

lol well its def not good for the herring...


Do you laugh when you see people feeling up vegetables at the grocery store?

lol no because I am feeling up the avacados

have u picked ur nose at a red light

... flicked it at the car sitting next to me


What kind of vehicle do you drive?

driving my winter car right now a saab


do you use freecycle?

Gads YES!!! Usually 50+ emails a day ... not that I get that many freebies ... but I give my junk away and get someone else's junk all the time


What is your 'secret ingredient' in your chili??

not so secret but its V8 spicy and beer a yin and yang sort of thing



Can you tell me why CQ still likes me after I have made his life a living hell?

maybe he is just into that KINKY stuff lol

Can you tell me y he should not like u?lol

Because I am mean rotten and not his type




Ever used duct tape for something other than its intended purpose?

No but I would like to duct tape my brother's mouth shut sometimes

What is the most exciting thing that happened to you today?

I woke up .......

but hey it's still early .....


What color shirt are you wearing today?

black sweater





Do you have snow boots?

Oh heck yeah!!! We get snow up to our whoo hoo so we NEED snow boots......we actually need snow SHOES to get around .... kinda like YOU!!



What will Santa be bringing your for Christmas this year?

Because I am a masochist that like being pushed around by b1tches?


Correct


Correct


WRONG!




Used shirts?


Why do I put up with all the doodoo I get on QP.com?

Because you wub us so much.

Or is it because we wub you?

Probably a bit of both



Should I put up with all the doodoo I get from IMPy?

Of course.

Why wouldn't you?

because I am not young enough to be his daughter of course LOL


Do you ever find something decent to watch on TV during the day?

No .. of course theres not really much decent to watch o TV at night anymore either



What new 'toy' will you be getting this Christmas?

I'm getting a Wii.

Do you think it's too early for stores to be playing christmas music?

Yes bleaaaah......




Where do you want to go on your next vacation?

I plead the 5th

Oh


sh1t


I have to be a Yank to be able to do that.


Errrrrr.....

OKok


I just refuse to answer the question.



What was the question?

well i guess u will stay in shef since she isnt in germany


did that help you?

Yeah

What do people find so intriguing about someone of the opposite sex who is so VERY much younger than they are that they can have nothing in commmon, no shared experiences, no history .... I just don't get it ...