Click to view attachmentWhat is black and white and red all over?
[color=#FF6666]A skunk in a blender!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eyed deer! (No idea!)
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still No eyed Deer! (Still no idea!)
Why didn't the skeleton go to the disco?
He had nobody to go with!
What do you get if you dial 666?
Upside down Policemen!
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat mate!
What did the red sauce say to the brown sauce when they were having a race?
You won't Ketchup with me!
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam!
What do you get if you cross a cheetah and a pizza?
Fast food!
Why did the little biscuit cry?
Because his mum was a wafer so long!
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