Step 1. Screech incredibly loudly until the dog runs over.
Step 2. Once the dog reaches you, stare blankly. "Screech? Me? Never!"
Step 3. If the dog persists in watching you and/or whining and pawing at the cage, turn your back to him until the dog leaves.
Step 4. As soon as he reaches the other side of the room, or his attention has been taken elsewhere repeat steps 1-3 as many times as desired.

Step 5. Screech incredibly loudly until the dog runs over.
Step 6. Climb the cage bars closest to the position of the dog. Make sure tail is poking out through bars.
Step 7. When dog jumps up, bite his paws, and watch as he is told off for jumping on the cage by mum.
Step 8. Repeat steps 6-7 as many times as desired- or until the dog gets sick of having his paws bitten.

Step 9. Screech incredibly loudly until the dog runs over.
Step 10. Jump to the cage floor, make sure it's sudden, so the dog is surprised/frightened.
Step 11. Run back and forth along the bottom of the cage, occasionally stopping to squawk and flap at the dog.
Step 12. Continue Step 11 until dog gets excited and begins to bark, watch as he is told of for barking. When mum looks at you, flap up to your perch and begin preening.

Remember: You had nothing to do with any of it. It was all the dogs fault!

Tiki is such a tease! I just had to share this with everyone.
It's hilarious to watch, but I'm still trying to get it to stop.
Don't worry, I'm always VERY careful when Buckley is around Tiki. He's never taken out of the cage when Buckley's in the room.
Tiki has Buckley, my dog, wrapped around his little claw. Every time he yells Buckley will come running to see whats going on.