This is a really funny game that isn' too hard to do. If you have a really good imagination, you'll love it! The Rules are Simple:



1. The first person posts a wish.

2. The second poster grants the first wish, but with a twist so the granted wish is rendered useless. They then wish for something of thier own.

Ex:
Poster #1: I wish I had a million dollars.

Poster #2: Granted, but you get it in pennies.



So...here we go..I'll start with my wish, someone twist it, add their wish and so on and so on......



I wish I could fly!

granted: you can fly but someone will buy you and clip your wings!

I wish I could lose 20#

I wish I could lose 20#

Granted but you lose it all in your feet!


I wish my medicine tasted better.

Granted. Now it tastes like fruity pellets!


I wish I had a nice sailboat.

Granted, Now theres no wind.


I wish i could go to tahiti.

Granted but is for the 30th of Feb

I wish I had a big house

granted! but its made out of grahm crackers


I wish I had a scrub woman

granted but she will only scrub the parts of the cage with no poop...


i wish i had a live in nanny!

Granted, but shes too old to do anything.

I Wish i had a Lambourgini.

granted but its made with 100% pleather


I wish I had some watermelon

granted but there are to many seeds for you to enjoy it

i wish i had a plane ticket back hom einstead of this long drive ahead of me

Granted, but its a red eye flight.


I wish i knew how to scubadive

granted but ur scuba suit is 2 sizes to small


i wish i had a bigger cage for MoJo

Granted but mojo will only poop in those hard to clean places--you know the ones that are just out of reach...

I wish it would stay 75 year round...ahhhh

granted but it will rain every day

i wish i had a DD for thursday night so i could drink !!

i wish i had a DD for thursday night so i could drink !!

Granted, but he/she doesn't have a valid Drivers license.


I wish Paulie (aggressive senegal) could tell me what's on his mind!

granted,but Paulie will only reveal that to the Boo



I wish I knew if I was coming or going....

Granted but to accomplish this, you are given two faces. One on the back of your head.





I wish I had a new computer.

Granted but it has that crappy Vista on it.

Wish I had an extra room in the house.

granted butthe room has no outlets


i wish i had a better tan

Granted but then you get cancer

Wish I had more time.

Granted, but you look like you are made out of leather.

I wish my husband would come home.

edit**opps you got to it before me


Granted but then you are constantly bored

granted but he brings 20 hungry house guests with him!




I wish I could tie my shoe laces more evenly

Granted, but your shoes have the velco straps.


I wish i could walk on the moon.

granted, but fuel is too expensive to fly back home

I wish I had all the keys on my laptop keyboard

Granted...but then they still wouldn't work.

I wish I had a house of my own..no more apt!

granted but you have no windows

i wish i could kick this summer cold

granted but the cure will require you to eat several cans of sardines.


I wish there was something good on TV right now.

Granted, but theres a power outage.


I wish i had a condo by the ocean in Hawaii.

Granted, but then you wouldn't have any transportation to get there..



I wish Harley would sing the "Quaker Song"

granted: but he does this 24/7 for six months

dang, easy to grant but harder to come up with questions!

I wish I had a bird room

granted but you will have to sleep in the living room
(I know I cant think of twists either)

I wish that my neighbor would quit borrowing things

Granted, but they never return what they had already borrowed.


I wish my family would move to Florida.

granted , but then you move to the north!

i wish i had my craft stuff on vacation with me

granted but you can only do it while sitting on a block of ice



I wish summer would go more slowly.

Granted. But the temperature will be 110 degrees the whole summer long....and your A/C will not work. Ha!


I wish I was back in Mallorca.

granted but you would have to spend it with my nutty family
(are you from mallorca thats where my father is from????)


I wish I had a chauffer

Granted, but the chauffer doesnt speak or understand english.



I wish i owned a jet ski.

granted but you have no gas


i wish i could read minds

Nope. Just visited last year and it was beautiful.

granted but they get a dollar every time you do...

I wish i had a snake skin wallet....

granted but the snakes bites you before he gets done in


i wish i had unlimited credit card with no paments ever due!

granted but you will have to change your name to Grey Poupon to use it!



I wish I knew more about history

granted but now your as old as time

wish i could sober up faster

granted ... but now you can REALLY see who (or is that WHAT?! ) went home with you last nite!

I wish my house would clean itself so I wouldn't have to spend my Saturdays doing it. *sigh*

granted, but then you can't find anything

I wish gas would drop to 10 cents a gallon

Granted but it would be for the wrong gas...

I wish I could travel all over the world.

granted ... but now you have to use a TRENCH in the bathroom for your 'dailies'.

I Wish I could afford a new car!

I Wish I could afford a new car!


Granted but it has no roof.

Wish I had a screened in porch.

granted but all the mosquitos are trapped on the INSIDE!

I wish my neighbors would turn down their music!