granted,but you gain 250 lbs. 5 seconds later and this is what you look lik
i wish i was a witch,not an ugly witch one from harry potter

granted ... but as a 'good' witch the only job you can get is collecting those rotten decayed little teeth the kiddos lose and you give them a NICKEL in exchange!!
(cheap tooth fairy, anyway )


i wish i could fly!

granted, but your wings are too short to get higher than 2 feet off of the ground



i wish i had a robot

Granted, but it's a Terminator and it's out to kill you!


I wish I didn't have to go and pee right now.

granted but instead you have to go poop...! LOL Did I type that?




I wish my husband didnt want mcdonalds for dinner!

granted , he now wants BK wich is about 100% worse IMHO (sorry if some oen really loves it no ofense ment!)

i wish i had my own personal italian chef for tonight , id LOVE some good pasta!

Granted, but he can only cook gnocchi



I wish my clients weren't such @$$holes!

OH SWEET i love gnocchi!!!! i like my twist hehehehehe


ok they are no longer a%%*&^(s they are now kisss ups and agree to everythign in that icky sweet i wanna lick your feet you god kinda way , wich is cool for the first hour but soon after gets to the point you wanna smack them around!

I like my twist too! (I actually have some that are like that...)

I wish that jeepingchick had made another wish.

*smacks forhead* (sorry was so into twisting for ya LMAO!

granted............LMAO

I wish my jeep top was easier to take down!!! (and put back up when it starts raining suddenly)

Granted, but then the dang engine blows. (sorry)

I wish I could have a big tall glass of ice tea!

oh god no!!!! bite your tounge!!!!

granted but the tea is to bitter to drink!!!

i wishmy engine never blows ()

granted .... but now you can't keep air in your tires, they go flat over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and ... you get the picture

I wish it were lunch time already

Granted, but you have to meet a deadline and work right through lunch.

I wish I was back out on the river instead of at work.

granted ... but the river is 40 feet over FLOOD stage!!


I wish my boss would go home already!!

granted but he is replaced by a ben franklin impersonator.



I wish I didnt have to go to the store

granted you are never alowed to shop again!

i wish i had a babysitter to replace me as babysitter!!!!!!!!!

granted ... but she looks like Nanny McPhee (if you haven't seen the movie, you gotta watch it! it is hilarious!)


I wish I was on vacation

Granted. Now about that diet you were about to start...


I wish I could stop work and live with parrots in the wild.

granted but you get pecked to death before you get to know them

i wish that i could own a spix macaw

granted but you will also be responsible for a rubber ducky



I wish I knew more about farming

Granted, but you have to come work on mine and it's hard work sometimes.


I wish I had some more Mahi for lunch.

granted ... but you have to catch it yourself with a safety pin as a hook!!



I wish I could see into the future

granted but now you have to deal with my daily calls asking how im doing LOL!

i wish i could wiggle my nos andmake things happen(cool things!)

granted ... but you are allergic to soooooooooo many things your nose is ALWAYS wiggling and things are happening that you may not WANT to happen!!



I wish my laptop would get here before I leave for work!

granted but it wont boot up.

i ish this day goes by smoothly with no bickering kids

Granted, instead of kids it's bickering birds and adults.

I wish my boss would quit being a jerk.

granted ... but now everyone thinks YOU are a jerk!!


I wish I could go home for lunch...

Granted but your lunch will be lime green jello with carrots





I wish my errands would get done all by themselves.

*ewwww*

granted now you have to whistle "shell be comng round themountian" for the amount of time it would have taken for the errands!

i wish my DH wasnt such an annoying A@# when hes deployed!!! ****grrrrrrrrrrrrrr*****

granted but he becomes smothering to you



I wish I had a chocolate bar

Granted, but the chocolate bar you eat has been sitting on the shelf for 25 years.


I wish i never had to grow old.

Granted, but have you seen that picture of you in the attic...?


I wish I could visit all the North American friends I had made on QP.com and AnAG.

awww I wish you could come visit all of us too or vice versa etc but for the wish........
Granted but you will have to go visit south america too the land of conures and quakers to name 2.


I wish I would get something really cool in the mail tomorrow.

Granted... but it was ice, and now it's melted.

I wish that I could afford a housekeeper/nanny.

Granted, but she is an 85 year old chain smoker who doesn't speak a word of English.



I wish there were no more commercials on TV

granted but now the only thing on TV is the golf channel 24/7




I wish I would of went to bed an hour ago

Granted, but guess who is in there hogging the bed?!!!



(wow, I couldn't wait to do that one)



I wish I didn't have to leave my birds this weekend.

We love that guy!!!


granted ... but now YOU stay home to be with the fids and THEY take a vacation away from you!



YAY!!! It's payday!!! I wish I didn't have bills to pay so I could go shopping for ME for once!!!

granted but it falls apart as soon as you take it out of the box.

i wish i had a big bowl of sugar cookie dough.

Granted, but it will be full purple polka dots.

I wish I had a bigger fish pond.

granted but you fall in while cleaning it!

i wish i could find a place to deliver chocolate and diet coke !

granted but you also have to buy 1000 pounds of apple jacks.


I wish my dogs would quit barking.

Granted – but that's only because he's got next door's cat stuck in his throat!

I wish I could get a large bird food business to help CorvidAid with free food for the crows!

granted, but the crows are chowing down in YOUR BACK YARD!!


i wish my SIL would bring the kids over to go swimming!

Granted, but now the water in the swimming pool is yellow...

I wish I wasn't so addicted to the silly games on this forum!

eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww I always tell the kids if they pee in the pool, the water WILL turn RED because of a chemical I put in it ... I don't swim in your toilet, don't you pee in my pool!!! LOL


granted, but now you have WAY too much time on your hands with nothing to keep you smiling!!


i wish i could sleep at nite........

Wow, me too!

Granted, but you will fall asleep at 8, wake up at 10, back to sleep at 2:30 and wide awake at 5am... like I do!



I wish I could sleep at nite! HA! And I wish I could sleep in just once!

granted but sleeping in will mean you pass up the best day of your life



I wish I didnt have to go out today

Granted, you don't have to go out today but your house is over run with red ants.


I wish I can find the perfect dress to wear out tommorow night.