granted but your perfect dress costs 600 bucks and you have no soes or purs to match so there goes another 200!!! now your to brok to afford going out!

i wsh my daughter would leave me alone for a lttle whle and let me relax!

Granted, but then the fids start in on you which is worse!

I wish I had an extra day this weekend.

Granted, but you're the only one with the extra day so you spend it by yourself isolated from everyone.


I wish my jeep would vacuum itself out.

granted but the vacuum sucks in the entire jeep!!!


I wish I could find a decent family doctor!

granted but but he has not finished medical school.

i wish i had a nice quaker parrot.

granted ... but he is only nice to your next door neighbor's cat!


i wish i could visit my daughter.

granted ......just granted


i wish my friend was here from DC already and we were working on our jewlery ((YAY FOR MY KINDA FUN LOL))

granted but her doesnt want to be your friend anymore?that one was hard i had other ideas but they had stuf to do with deformity

i wish that i could catch a turtle today.

Granted, but a Yakuza Suppon Ingredients Retrieval Squad took it off you two minutes after you caught it and prepared a fresh batch of Suppon before your very eyes!


I wish I was feeling creative today

Thanks ... I DID go visit her on Sunday ... had a great visit.


Now I wish ... I had someone to come home with me and do my dishes tonite, vacuum, and pick up the house a bit .... I went galavanting off yesterday so it didn't get done (hhmmm wonder if it was cuz I didn't WANT to do the housework ! YA THINK???!!! )

Granted, you don't get wrinkles but your bubbles make you smell like poo.

I wish I had a brand new digital camera to take lots of pictures of Charlie with.

Granted, but it's so complicated, you can't even turn it on!


I wish my son would e-mail me

granted but he uses wingdings as a font and it is IMPOSSIBLE to read!

(ps I am still waiting for someone to come do my dishes for me!)


I wish I could go swimming in the lake tonite.

Granted, I'm on my way. The way I do it is hold them down and let the dog lick them clean.

Granted but as soon as you jump in, a freak cold snap comes and the water turns ten below.



I wish Willie would stop unscrewing the link and taking his bell down.

Granted, but now willie is chewing holes in the furniture.

I wish i had my own private jet.

Granted, but it was built wrong, so it's too heavy to fly, so you have to roll it down the highway... not so convenient.

I wish I had a remote control for my children... preferrably with a mute button, and pause would be helpful too!

granted ... but it uses 2,393,239,009,341 batteries (in a size you NEVER have handy! ) TO MAKE IT WORK!!



I wish I had somewhere to go on my scooter!

granted but its a giant sink hole.

i wish i had a friend for yoshi.

granted but yoshi's friends multiply by 500




I wish someone would make me a cup of coffee.

Granted. What's your e-mail address? I'll mail it you




I wish the font BMC Stars wouldn't constantly corrupt itself on my system.

Granted, but everything else corrupts itself.

I wish I can play well in my first dart tournament (in a year) tonight.

ive got no idea what that is so ill just go ahead and drant it LOL , and twist it so something else is corrupting your system......

i wish i had te roomfor that sweet little tiel fromlast night

granted ... but that sweet little tiel never stops eating and grows to weigh more than yOU do!!!


I wish my computer would fix itself so I wouldn't have to spend the money!

Granted, but then your car breaks down and it ends up costing more money.

I wish the banana spiders could find somewhere besides my porch to spin their webs. Gives me the heebie jeebies.

granted, but they picked your bathroom! (ewww)

I wish my arm was not immobilized.

granted but you will have to use both arms to scrub my floors!! muhahahahahahahahahahahaha


I wish I could get the serano pepperiness off my hands!

granted,but now they smell like fish.

I wish I could get my house redone.

Granted but a 5 year old picked out all the furnishing and color scheme.


I wish I did not have writer's block.

granted,but now you have brain block.
I wish I had a minute to myself.

Granted, but now your stuck in the room with no way out.
I wish my kids had another week before school starts.

granted but YOU have to go to school for the week.

i wish that i could win a million dolars in the lottery and that nothing could go wrong.ha ha!

Granted but you have to give 1 million hours of you time to the trash service.

I wish I could loose 10 lbs over night.

granted but you gain 20 pounds the next night!

i wish i didnt have to do trash services.

granted but you have to take my 20lbs that I am gonna gain tomorrow night.

I wish Mocking_Bird would share her Million dollars with me.

granted, but now you have to share your share withme LOL!

i wish my daughters attention span would reach long enought to help m clean the house LOL!

granted,but then she can't get her attention to anything but cleaning and scrubs the color off of everything.
I wish I could get my hubby to do something around the house like take out the trash and mow the yard.

granted but the grass is so short its not even grass anymore.

i wish i could become a marine bioligist.

granted but the only job you can get is a waitress.

I wish it would stop raining.

what?

Granted, but then comes the drought like we are in, and water emergencies.



I wish my babies have long healthy happy lives!

Granted but you will develop a fetish for wearing hot pink socks




I wish someone would make me lunch!

granted ... but it is a lunch of liver and onions and black pudding! EEEWWWW


I wish my rib didn't hurt so much!

Granted – but now you are the progenitor of a third sex!


I wish North American breeders would stop selling unweaned babies to people with absolutely no experience of keeping parrots! No seriously...!

getting genome on me?


I agree I really wish I could grant that wish and if I could grant it you wouldnt be allowed to cut your hair!



I wish that people would quit telling me the end is near.

granted,but now you can't hear anyone saying anything to you.
I wish I had a juicy bacon cheeseburger and onion rings.
But instead I guess I will eat leftover chicken Parmesan(SP)

Granted on the Ch burger... but it is all juicy because it is soaked in red cream soda.



I wish Poppy wasn't such a closet talker.

granted ... but now he SCREAMS everything he has learned, especially when you are on the phone!


I wish I could take a nap.

granted but you wake up 2000 years later.

i wish i could go to outback tonight.www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Mvm6KfJDE0

granted but a kangaroo is cooking your food ans he serves you deep fried Iguana over a bed of sea weed.
I wish someone would bake me some chocolate chip pecan cookies

granted but now your on a diet and can only have one every ther day!

i wish i had more energy !