Granted, you have so much energy you jump on a pogo stick for 14 hours of the day to burn it off.


I wish my boss had enough money to pay all his bills on time.

Granted, but now accuses you of imbezzeling.

I wish my phone wouldn't ring every five seconds.

Granted it wont ring it will play the chimeny sweep song from mary poppins instead



I wish it would quit getting humid!

Granted but it keeps getting colder and colder.
I wish other people besides me and caseys mom would play the count to a million game so we can hurry up and get to a million.

Granted, but now you quack like a duck everytime you post a number.

I wish I had a better view out my office window.

granted but spiders will be peering in thru the glass!


I wish they sold flake bars at the local store.

Ewwwwwwwwww!

Granted. But it's all melted into a solid lump, so might just as well have bought an ordinary bar of chocolate.

I wish I could have the rest of the afternoon off.

Granted but you will have to watch children of the stone instead



I wish I could find the data I am looking for on LED lighting!!!!!!

Granted, but it's written in a language you can't read.

I wish the store would have had those cute sandals in my size.

granted but they only have them in right feet.
I wish I would not have ate so much.

Granted, but now you're still really hungry.

I wish the sun were shining instead of this cloudy day.

granted, but now it is sooooooo hot it burns the paint off your car!



I wish my rib would stop hurting so I could get some decent sleep!

Granted, But now your being kept all night by the neighbours loud music & parties.


I wish i had more self control.

Granted, but you have so much now it's hard to have fun.


I wish Charlie would quit throwing his pellets outside of his cage.

Granted but he would figure out how to shoot his poo out instead!

I wish my house would clean itself.

granted .... but now it is sooooo clean you can't find ANYTHING because you don't know where it was put away!


I wish I didn't have to drive so far to the concert tonite!

granted,but you have to take a taxi with a very smelly driver that won't shut up and his breath is as bad as his body odor
I wish more people would play count to a million.

Granted. But now nobody plays "Keep your name on top".

I wish this darned guidebook was finished!

Oh, he's very good at that already.

Granted, but now that's it's finished you have too much time on your hands and are bored.

I wish air conditioning didn't play havoc on my sinuses.

granted but it smells horid.

i wish i could bring yoshi with be to my grandparents house

never mind i already got to bring him my new wish is ...i wish i had a chocolate bar

granted ... but it is so hot it melted all over the back seat of the car and you just SAT in it!!! In white shorts!!!!


I wish it would stop raining in OH and IL for all those people!

granted but now its bone dry

i wish i had a an african grey

granted but its one of those stuffed ones that repeats what you say, and it keeps repeating the same word constantly.

I wish my tooth would stop hurting.

Granted, but you stub your toe and now it hurts.

I wish I could leave work early today.

granted but you have to work late tomorrow

i wish i had a chocolate bar thats not on my butt

granted but you will also get this




I wish I had more energy today

Granted, but you now have used up all your energy for the next year.


I wish my wisdom teeth would stop coming in so my mouth wouldnt be in soooo much pain.

me too.granted but an extra pair of teeth are growing in and the pain is twice as bad

i wish i didnt have to go to school on september 21

Granted, but now you have to go on September 20th..

I wish I didn't eat that last piece of pie...

granted .. but you ate the first, second third, fourth, and FIFTH piece, but you LEFT the last piece!!



I wish summer wasn't coming to an end *sigh*

granted but it starts snowing anyway

i wish i could get a cockatiel for my b-day

new wish i wish i had a horse

granted .... but it is so wild you can't ride it or even get near it

i wish my flower garden would weed itself

granted , now the garden throws the weeds in your front door!


i wish i had a job

granted ... it is a 3 hour commute - EACH WAY - with a boss you HATE!! (and who hates you!) - cleaning the bottom of the bilge tanks at a slaughter house!!! (EEEWWWW you don't want to know!!)



I wish I could visit my friend in Australia.

Granted but then you get stampeeded (sp?) by kangaroos.

I wish my eyes werent burning.

granted but now your nose is running
I wish more people would play the counting game

granted ... but the ones who do mix the numbers up and totally lose count



I wish my cat wouldn't shred my toilet paper!

granted she now shreds your furniture

i wish i had motivation to do the dishes

granted - you are now a dishwasher in the world's busiest restaurant!!


i wish my scooter would stop breaking down so I could RIDE the darn thing!!!

Granted, but now it's raining so hard you still can't ride.

I wish I could get a haircut that was easy to style but still looked good.

granted it is a buzz cut.
I wish I could take a nap now and not wake up until morning.

buzz cut I bet I'd look funny as all get out.

Granted, but you oversleep and don't get up until the next afternoon.

I wish my friend could find a job soon.

given but she still wont pay back the money she owes you


I wish I could figure out where to go for lunch.

Granted, but the food there is terrible.

I wish people didn't try to put me in the middle of their arguments.

granted ... now they argue WITH you!


I wish it wouldn't get dark so soon (means summer is really ending)

granted but for only one day
i wish the horse wasnt wild

granted but now it won't leave you alone
I wish I knew what to fix for dinner