granted (see Answer the question ) but now you have 37,897 people coming over for the dinner you didn't know you were preparing!


I wish it didn't take so long to make deviled eggs.

Granted. You can now make devilled eggs in an instant, Unfortunately, you have now forgotten how to make anything else!


I wish I could detach my backside from this chair.

granted ... but now it is attached to the loo ...

I wish I could relax like my kitty is doing right now!

LOLOLOL @ brook

granted ... but those dove chocolates end up being dove poos!!!



I wish I could head for bed already ... got things to do before I crash!

granted,but now you have gained 200 lbs cause you did not work off the calories you consumed today.

I wish my son did not have the terrible twos.

Done but now he is grown and you missed his childhood.

I wish I could get more sleep.

Granted, but now you sleep so much you miss all the fun stuff.

I wish I can win my dart match tonight.

granted but the prize is getting thrown in cow and pig manure.LOL
I wish we would get a good news update on Tucker!!!!!!

ganted but its bad news
i wish i could get casper on friday

granted,but you take him back because he doesnt like you
I wish MacKenzie would feel better.

i would never take him back even if he doesnt like me
granted but then you fell bad

i wish i could go camping tomorrow

granted ... but a freak blizzard hits and buries you in your tent


i wish i didnt have to work today and could enjoy this wonderfull Indian summer day!

i live Fl so no blizzards here!
granted but you have to work double the next day

i wish caser was a boy(hes starting to look alittle like a girl!)

granted ... but because he LOOKS like a girl, he also ACTS like a girl ... so you have a drag queen Quaker


I wish gasoline didn't cost so much

Granted, but it isn't quite the same living in Saudi Arabia!
I wish I had a new electric car.

I wish I had a new electric car.

Granted but there is a state wide blackout.

I wish Morgan would talk.

granted ... but he only repeats Morgan want a cracker Morgan want a cracker hour after hour after hour after.....


I wish I could take my fids with me EVERYWHERE

granted but they poop on you EVERYWHERE.
i wish casper would like his cage

Granted, but now your whole house is his cage.

I wish the weather were good enough to ride my Harley all year long.

granted but you dont get any sleep the whole year also
i wish ihad casper right now

granted ... but he's like the ghost and keeps disappearing on you


i wish the weekend was just a BIT longer ...

granted but the week is a bit longer too

i wish saper would quit biting me

granted ... but now he won't come near you at all!


I wish the lake stayed warmer, longer.

Granted, but now it's too hot to swim in comfortably.

I wish I didn't have to go to this Dr. appointment today.

GRANTED ... BUT NOW YOU ARE SCHEDULED FOR EVERY DAY THE REST OF THE YEAR!


I wish I could get this data input quicker ...

Granted but you input it so fast, it's wrong and you have to start over!

I wish there were a few more hours in the day!

granted but there are now a few more hours at night.

i wish casper and yoshi would be best buds

granted .. but now they want nothing to do with YOU!

I wish my Chipper would come back home ...

Granted but he brings all his little pals he has met on the way.

I wish my butt didn't hurt so much when I went on long bike rides.

granted ... but now it hurts ALL the time, not just on bike rides!


I wish my finger didn't hurt so much!

granted but now your butt hurts

i wish casper would be a bit friendlier

granted .. but he is friendlier to everyone BUT you!

I wish my surgery was done and over with ... the waiting is the worst..

Granted jobo and you will be on your way to a speedy recovery too hugs


I wish someone would invent teleportation so I could easily go visit my friends

Granted, but the teleporter is messed up and only brings you here to clean my house! (weekly)!

I wish someone would ride my bike home for me.

granted.. but they ride it to THEIR home instead


I wish the leaves would rake themselves into piles

Granted...but now your arms are where your legs were, and your legs are where your arms were...

I wish I didn't have to pay another mortgage bill again!

granted but now you have no house to live in

I wish we would hear an update on tucker

granted ... but it's not good news

I wish there were something decent on tv on Thursdays!

granted there is it is called survivor csi and er
I wish people cared about there animals more

granted but they care about their family less.

one thing to say i wish yoshi didnt stain my with poop!(my fault didnt change my shirt but still)

Granted, but now your pants are stained in the butt.

I wish my students would get it together today!

granted but they are outta control the rest of the year
i wish i had a genie in a bottle

granted but the wish it grants is for the song im a genie in a bottle!
i wish i didnt have to get shots today

Granted, but now instead of shots you have to get an enema every day.

I wish I had a second Quaker.

granted but he bites

i wish my arms didnt hurt sobad from the shots

Granted...but now the pain is where you sit.

I wish my great dane didn't slobber.

granted but no the liquid comes out the other end

I wish I had something to do

granted ... but it involves CLEANING MULTIPLE CAGES!!

I wish the warm weather would stick around a little longer....85 today then CRASHING the rest of the week (60s IF we're lucky!)

Granted, but you have the flu and can't go out.

I wish I had 20 thousand dollars in the bank.

granted ... but the bank was just robbed

I wish I could go fishing ....