granted but the fish steal your fishing pole
i wish i didnt have a headache
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Granted...but now you have horrible cramps!
I wish this fly would land so I can smack it with the flyswatter!
I wish this fly would land so I can smack it with the flyswatter!
Granted but now the fly is bigger than the swatter.
I wish I could sleep better at night.
I wish I could sleep better at night.
granted, but now you are in Alaska and the nightsa are 6 months long.
I wish it was Christmas this week.
I wish it was Christmas this week.
Granted , but you have no pressents bough or wrapped and there is a freak snow storm so you are unable to get to the stores , and now everyone is depressed cuz you didnt give them a pressie.........
i wish the next 2 weeks would fly by and my hubby wud be home
i wish the next 2 weeks would fly by and my hubby wud be home
Granted but then you have to leave for 6months and he cant go with you.
I wish I had more room in this house
I wish I had more room in this house
granted ... but now you get lost in your own home 
i wish the storm would pass us by
i wish the storm would pass us by
Resurrecting for the new kids on the block ...
Granted .... but it leaves behind 57 inches of SNOW anyway - in July!!!
I wish the fids wouldn't scream so much when I am on the phone!
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This is a really funny game that isn't too hard to do. If you have a really good imagination, you'll love it! The Rules are Simple:
1. The first person posts a wish.
2. The second poster grants the first wish, but with a twist so the granted wish is rendered useless. They then wish for something of their own.
Ex:
Poster #1: I wish I had a million dollars.
Poster #2: Granted, but you get it in pennies.
1. The first person posts a wish.
2. The second poster grants the first wish, but with a twist so the granted wish is rendered useless. They then wish for something of their own.
Ex:
Poster #1: I wish I had a million dollars.
Poster #2: Granted, but you get it in pennies.
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i wish the storm would pass us by
Granted .... but it leaves behind 57 inches of SNOW anyway - in July!!!
I wish the fids wouldn't scream so much when I am on the phone!
Granted.
They now scream every other time.
I wish I had a housekeeper!
They now scream every other time.
I wish I had a housekeeper!
Granted, but she is a bigger slob than your bird's.
I wish my car got better gas mileage.
I wish my car got better gas mileage.
Granted ... but the doors fell off and the tires are flat!! 
I wish my flowers would grow.
I wish my flowers would grow.
Granted, but they start singing off key at the top of their lungs.
I wish that I had a clone to get all this work done.
I wish that I had a clone to get all this work done.
Granted. But she gets to keep the Cowboy! 
I wish everyone would stop picking on me at QP.com.
I wish everyone would stop picking on me at QP.com.
QUOTE (CaptainQuark @ Jun 5 2008, 01:54 PM) 
Granted. But she gets to keep the Cowboy!
QUOTE (CaptainQuark @ Jun 5 2008, 01:54 PM)
Granted. But she gets to keep the Cowboy!
I wish everyone would stop picking on me at QP.com.
I wish everyone would stop picking on me at QP.com.
OOOpppss Sorry, can't grant that one
I wish there were no more sadness in the world.
I wish there were no more sadness in the world.
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Granted -
But after awhile, people wouldn't understand what happiness was because they had nothing to compare it to
I wish my green cheek would trust me ALL the time
Granted, but now, like me, you get to walk around with poop all down your back all the time.
I WISH people would stop pickin' on me all the time!
I WISH people would stop pickin' on me all the time!
OOOOOO KKKKK GRANTED - but now ppl ignore you until you think they don't like you at all!!
I wish we could figure out how to run vehicles on something OTHER than high-priced gasoline ...
I wish we could figure out how to run vehicles on something OTHER than high-priced gasoline ...
Granted but the veichel that it is built into is like 1,000,000,000$
I wish that it would snow in the middle summer and it was like 20 feet. (I like snow)
I wish that it would snow in the middle summer and it was like 20 feet. (I like snow)
Granted but it is summer all the time so your snow never goes away!!!
I wish parents would take more responsibility for their out of control, bratty kids.
I wish parents would take more responsibility for their out of control, bratty kids.
Granted, but now the parents are rude and out of control.
(Which doesn't really seem that twisted does it? )
I wish I lived closer to my family so I could see them more often.
(Which doesn't really seem that twisted does it?
)I wish I lived closer to my family so I could see them more often.
Granted, but now they visit and NEVER go home!
I wish I could have finished the work I left at work before I left on vacation!
I wish I could have finished the work I left at work before I left on vacation!
Well no one granted THAT wish 
Must be the work will NEVER get done
I wish someone else would come and clean my house every day (Iam sooooooo tired of vacuuming up pellets )
Must be the work will NEVER get done I wish someone else would come and clean my house every day (Iam sooooooo tired of vacuuming up pellets
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