10011010110010011010110011001001011010011011011!!!

Trust me, your computer has milk coming out it's hard drive.

That's funny! If I was Charles Babbage I might have wet myself.

I dont understand.

tell me about it

Is that BCOM?

Yep, my 'puter always expersses those things via the monitor.

I wish I knew what the joke was but you know the saying: "There are 10 types of people; those who understand binary and those who don't."

It would have been funnier if it was real binary code (divisible by 8)

Try this one. If you figure it out, say it out loud 10 times.
01101001001001110110110100100000011100110110111101100110011000010010000001101011
01101001011011100110011100100000011101110110010101100101001000000111010001101111
0110010001100100001000000110100101110100

Here is a good explanation from the web.

How this all works:
The binary number system (aka base 2) represents values using two symbols, typically 0 and 1.
Computers call these bits. A bit is either off (0) or on (1). When arranged in sets of 8 bits (1 byte) 256 values can be represented (0-255).
Using an ASCII chart, these values can be mapped to characters and text can be stored.
It's not magic, it's just math!

I spent awhile trying to figure out what a "sofa king" had to do with the rest.

ROFLMBO! I was taken on that one recently.

I'm like Kate---what in the heck are you all talking about????

Never mind---I wouldn't understand if you spelled it any simplier..... Just reading from now on....

Well I am sure glad that I am not the only one who doesn't understand.

I'm gonna part with an insider secret that is easier than yousing a chart. Go to http://nickciske.com/tools/binary.php
copy and paste the numbers

01101001001001110110110100100000011100110110111101100110011000010010000001101011
01101001011011100110011100100000011101110110010101100101001000000111010001101111
0110010001100100001000000110100101110100

You will see what the joke is. This is better than pig-latin!!

01011001011011110111010100100000011001110111010101111001011100110010000001100001
011100100110010100100000011100110110100101101100011011000111100100100001!!!

Did that work?

01100010011110010111010001100101001000000110110101100101

We can't help it. We were born this way!

now i get it!

01001110011011110111011100100000010010010010000001100011011000010110111000100000
011101010110111001100100011001010111001001110011011101000110000101101110011001000
010000001101001011101000010000001110111011010010111010001101000001000000110000100
100000011101110110010101100101001000000110110001101001011101000111010001101100011
001010010000001101000011001010110110001110000





01110111011011110111010101101100011001000110111001110100001000000011011100100000
011011000110010101110100011101000110010101110010011100110010000001100010011001010
010000001110011011010010110110101110000011011000110010101110010001000000111010001
101000011000010110111000100000011101000110100001101001011100110010000001100010011
010010110111001100001011100100111100100100000011000110110111101100100011001010011
1111

01011001011011110111010100100000011010000110000101110110011001010010000001110100
011011110010000001101000011000010111011001100101001000000110000101101110001000000
100000101101101011001010111001001101001011000110110000101101110001000000110000101
100011011000110110010101101110011101000010000001110100011011110010000001100111011
001010111010000100000011101000110100001100101001000000010001001110111011001010110
010100100000011101000110111101100100011001000010000001101001011101000010001000100
00001100010011010010111010000101110

01011001011011110111010100100000011001110111010101111001011100110010000001100001
011100100110010100100000011100110110111100100000011000110111001001100001011110100
111100100100001001000000100100100100000011001000110111100100000011011100110111101
110100001000000110011101100101011101000010000001101000011011110111011100100000011
101000110100001101001011100110010000001110111011011110111001001101011011100110010
000001100010011101010111010000100000011010010111010000100000011010010111001100100
000011000010010000001100111011011110110111101100100001000000111011101100001011110
010010000001110100011011110010000001101101011000010110101101100101001000000111000
001100101011011110111000001101100011001010010000001101101011000010110010000101110
001000000100000101101100011100110110111100100000010010010010000001110101011100110
110010101100100001000000111010001101000011001010010000001110111011001010110001001
110011011010010111010001100101001011100010000001101001011101000010000001101001011
100110010000001100111011011110110111101100100001000000110000101110100001000000111
010001101000011010010111001100100000011100110111010001110101011001100110011000101
110001000000110001001101111011110010010000001110100011010000110100101110011001000
000110100101110011001000000110000100100000011011000110111101101110011001110010000
00111010001100101011110000111010000100001