Sandi Kiwis Mom
May 1 2008, 12:16 PM
An Elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth
anniversary. The couple had married as childhood
sweethearts and had moved back to their old
neighborhood after they retired.
Holding hands they walked back to their old school.
It was not locked, so they entered, and found the
old desk they'd shared, where Andy had carved 'I
love you, Sally.'
On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an
armored car, practically landing at their feet Sally
quickly picked it up, but not sure what to do with
it, they took it home. There, she counted the
money--fifty-thousand dollars.
Andy said, 'We've got to give it back.'
Sally said, 'Finders keepers.' She put the money
back in the bag and hid it in their attic.
The next day, two FBI men were canvassing the
neighborhood looking for the money, and
knocked on the door.
'Pardon me, but did either of you find a bag that
fell out of an armored car yesterday?'
Sally said, 'No.'
Andy said, 'She's lying. She hid it up in the attic.'
Sally said , 'Don't believe him, he's getting senile.'
The agents turn to Andy and began to question him.
One says: 'Tell us the story from the beginning'
Andy said, 'Well, when Sally and I were walking home
from school yesterday . . '
The first FBI guy turns to his partner and says,
'We're outta here.'
bird-man-iac
May 28 2008, 06:03 PM
Hee Hee that was a good one ... ty so much that helped cheer me up...