A man walks in a crowed bar and he is in there for a while drinking then he starts causing trouble , shouting and stuff. The owner comes up to him and says im sorry but you are going to have to leave, the drunk says leave me alone im not leaving.. The bar tender says ok i have had it im calling the cops . The drunk says oh please dont call the cops i will leave i just got out of jail i will leave please dont call the cops . But please i got to go to the bathroom please dont call the cops . the bar tender says ok ok ok go, but you got to leave . the drunk says ok ok .. so he goes to the bathroom and is in there a long time. so the bar tender starts to head that way and all of a sudden everyone heard a loud screaming cry like some one in pain .. The bartender rushes in the bathroom and asks what in the heck is wrong with you, The drunk says i pushed this little lever down and almost ruined myself , the bartender says no wonder you are sitting in a mop bucket. ha ha ha ha ha hee hee --------now that is funny there ... hee hee

I can't believe you would talk about me like I'm not even here!

I cannot believe that there has only been 2 people to respond to this joke... come on now this JOKE IS HILARIOUS hee-- hee

I have heard that one I love it!!!