So, Tuffy, my 15 year old dsh cat is, I think, completely losing it.
Last night, I'm sleeping. Really sleeping. Four o'clock in the morning, in the middle of a dream sleeping. Suddenly, Tuffy grabs my head between his paws, claws extended, and BITES the top of my head. I screamed, Tuffy jumped off and ran away.
I THINK he saw another cat outside, because when that has happened in the past he sometimes attacks Grady, to show how "dominant" he is
On top of this, he's been spraying lately and I've tried everything. He has his own, oft cleaned, litter box. I've tried Feliway. He just sprays. I was POSITIVE it was behavioral because he has done it RIGHT in front of me, staring at me, so I decided to get a cat playpen to keep him when I'm gone and at night, because that's when he does most of it. Well, before I went to that extreme... I wanted to take him to the vet just to make SURE he wasn't sick. I didn't want him to feel like he was being punished, when really he was sick.
Well, we went today, and to my total surprise, he DID have a urinary tract infection. I felt so bad! I gave him cuddles, bought him some kitty treats for after meds, and I get him home...
THE FIRST THING HE DOES IS PISS ON THE WALL, STARING RIGHT AT BILL AND I.
I know he's sick, but forgive me for also thinking he's an @ss.
We're going to do the meds AND the playpen and then, after the spraying is under control, the habit is broken, and everything is totally clean, we'll see if he can handle total freedom again. What a jerk!
Here he is looking surly:

Here he is passed out from drinking extra water for extra spraying: