If I was King, the name Sheldon would be stricken form the records!

If I was Queen I would start an investiation into the meaning of martinizing!

If I was King, I'd immediately set up Nog preseves to protect the wild Nogs from becoming Egg Nog. Just sad.

LOL yes lol hahaha that is so sad...


If I were queen I would order everyone to have morning after breath mints!

If I was King, beer would be decreed an essential foodstuff, and delivered free to my subjects. Taxes , would, unfortunately go up.

If I were Queen reality shows would be canceled and replaced with somewhat factual re-enactments of such reality shows other than most extreme elimination challange which I find entertaining.

If I were queen, I would decree that all beers would not be made with hops...so I could drink it.

If I were queen I would make gin not only a beverage but a perfume!

If I were queen, I'd have a mote dug all the way around CQ's house and fill it with alligators...LOL

WHEN I'm King, 6-hour time differences will be banned.

WHEN I'm King, 6-hour time differences will be banned.

If I were QUEEN I would make it a necessity for everyone to have a year's supply of CHOCOLATE!!!

When I'm King, beer will be BANNED (sorry UZ) because it causes vile hangovers. Moreover, everyone will be obliged to drink VODKA, which doesn't cause hangovers.

LOL...

When I'm King, food packaging will no longer require a chainsaw to penetrate!

When I'm Queen, I'll have lots of servants to prepare my meals so I won't have to worry about the chainsaw any longer.

When I'm Queen, all companion pets will be properly loved and spoiled and cared for

When I am QUEEN computers won't crash and files won't be lost!

Oh your majesty king Quark, if I may be so bold as to suggest that perhaps you could just ban hangovers. That way, the beer could stay.

When I am QUEEN all birds will be free flighted but will ALWAYS return to those who love them

When I am King I will do as you advise my good Knight.

IF I was queen all homework would be banished! Down with Homework!!!!!!

When I am QUEEN there will be no more telemarketer phone calls!!

When I am QUEEN there will be no more telemarketer phone calls!!

If I was King, I would punish redundancy with DEATH! Oh, crap. I just sentenced myself to death.

When I become queen, I would pardon all those redundant people...Just once! OK...maybe twice

If I were Queen, I would fix it so no old people, children or animals ever have to be afraid!!! Can Queens do that? It's my constant prayer!
Sorry, the people in the middle can take care of themselves.

Hear hear!

If I was King, I would punish those responsible for the removal of "Post A Fact" and "Post a Quote".

If I were queen I would make everyone pronounce nuclear correctly!

If I was King, beer hats would be mandatory headgear.

If I were Queen Id have every powerline buried and make it mandatory to have every street lined with trees!

If I was King, sleeping would be the national pastime.

If i were queen we would all get to eat with sharp knives...sporks optional!

If I was QUEEN, infomercials would DISAPPEAR from the face of the earth!!

If I were queen, there would be no telephone or doorbell anywhere near my castle.

(YES IMPY, I agree, there's no such word as NUCULAR and TWO of our PRESIDENTS say it that way!!!DUH!)

HHhhmmm!!! Were THOSE getting too controversial too?????? Some people just can't stand someone else's opinion I guess.

If I were Queen I would just sit around all day and eat cream horns and make people amuse me..oh wait is it only supposed to be one thing? Then I will just eat cream horns!

Well, if I were queen, somebody would give me a foot massage every day, maybe twice a day!

If I were Queen, I would take all the AR fanatics and make them spend the rest of their lives cleaning my bird cages while wearing muzzles.

If I were queen I would banish hatred. And I would work for world peace ... (hee hee)

Whirled peas?

If I were Queen, I would make the lake swimming temperature all year long

*it sure was nice today!*

iffin I was queen i would git someone to invent me one of them there clue sticks...asap...seriously I need it yesterday...yee haw and wutnot

Iffin ah wuz King, ah wud have me a Texan Queen. Yeeehaw and wutnot.



(I say! How awfully uncouth! More tea, Vicar?)

If I was Queen, I'd make laughter a MANDATORY daily happening!!!

If I were queen I would make mick foleys birthday a holiday!

When I am King, I'm gonna BAN wrestling

If i were king i would be rich enough so i could pay everyones way so we all could meet each other all at one time once a year .... yeah that would really be kool

If I were QUEEN I would make the weather 75 degrees year round, rain only at nite and only what we need, and days at least 12 hours of daylight.

If I were Queen I would order CQ to hand me tons of curly wurlys on a silver platter in his pink tutu!

If I were QUEEN chocolate would be one of the major food groups ................ oh wait, it IS, isn't it??????

If I were queen only the darkest reddest juciest bing cherries would pass my lips!!!