Life can be thrown into turmoil by the slight imbalance caused by one errant closing bracket

Don't count your quakers before they're hatched!

MSG overdose is a BAD thing!

Never follow any advice given by Quark.....LOL

Just don't listen to Skipper - period!

Someone is feeling Feisty today!!

Advice: share chocolate with CQ to cheer him up

To hell with my mood - just share the chocolate!

Sorry I don't keep chocolate in the house (much to the dispair of my children.) I don't like it...I'll have to pass you along to IMPY or Jo.

my chocolate stash is in my desk drawer at work ... a 5 lb BAG full of Tootsie rolls and 2 1/2 lbs of kisses

Raid the chocolate drawer at your peril!!

never say never

Nope. Just ask
WHEN?

Not I said the Kat!

Oh words of wisdom... Sorry thats just my most used phrase.

My words of wisdom for today would be.....Oh I know!
Don't eat YELLOW SNOW!

Don't run with scissors!

Following up to Kat....don't eat the brown steamy snow either! ewwww

Freewheelin' Franklin says: Never p1$$ into the wind!

Thats a good one CQ.

Never spit into it either.

Never try to take a hook out of a LIVE sharks mouth! (DUH! Was on Animal Planet that they DID that and wondered why they almost lost their fingers! )

'listen enough and you may learn a thing or two'

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the ***** has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every color.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!
5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).
6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no menopause and this is just your personality.
8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.
9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.
11. When life gives you lemons - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.
12. Remember every good-looking, sweet, single male is someone else's ex-boyfriend!

lol good one jobo


'go ahead...make my day'

People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones .... or get undressed with the lights on

never kiss a frog princes are a ROYAL pain in the bleeeeep...

A penny saved ......... has already lost 3/4 of its value

never walk in snow without the proper footwear

"When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad, and that is my religion." -Abraham Lincoln-

Never tease a caique ... you LOSE!!

"Why do they bother calling it "raw" sewage? Do some people cook the stuff?" -George Carlin-

Muhuhuhuahahahaha!


As I've Matured...
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.
I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.
I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off.
I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.
I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things.
I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back.
I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.
I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it.
I've learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity.
I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. And the real pains in the *** are permanent.

I just learned that one myself.

never pass gas in front of an open flame

Dont try it let mikie try it he eats anything!!!

lol

Don't knock it until you've tried it ...

dont judge a book by its cover