To do is to be. -Socrates-
To be is to do. -Sarte-
Do be do be doo. -Frank Sinatra-

you cant gracefully eat spaghetti on a first date!

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

Do not wear white after Labor Day or before Memorial Day ...

**never did figure out where this fashion 'rule' came from *

Never Eat Shreaded Wheat

Two wrongs dont make a right ...



but you can get LOST more easily

always put off what you dont want to do today

Let sleeping dogs tell the truth

Fingers were made before knives forks and spoons...

If at first you don't succeed, heck with it! Why waste your time?

"Life is like a chicken coop, short and sh*tty."

Thats from an Italian film Ciao Professore

"I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?" -Benjamin Disraeli-

If troubles are with you today, wait until tomorrow .... the sh^&t will REALLY hit the fan

Life is like a sh1t sandwich. The more bread you've got, the less sh1t you eat.

lol CQ



life is too short so drink more coffee to stay awake!

Hallelujah, Sister!

if at first you don't succeed, maybe skydiving isn't for you.

Whether you think you CAN or you CAN'T, you are usually right.

never say never

"Melancholy is the pleasure of being sad." -Victor Hugo-

Don't run with scissors.

never tease someone on a boat that isnt yours...lol

When running from an attacking bear, I don't have to be REALLY fast, just faster than YOU

dont pick on impy! LOL

A man loves the meat in his youth that he cannot endure in his age. ~William Shakespeare

keep garden gnomes away from CQ at all times!

If you light a lantern for another, it will also brighten your own way.

Secessfully graduating from skydiving school means you had every sky dive a safe landing

Don't curse the dark. Light a candle instead.

its better to rush out of work than stall around only to have more work put in your lap! wah

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire hog just to get a little sausage! **snicker**

LOLOLOLLOLOLOLOL oh my janet ROFL hahahahahah EXCELLENT!!!!!
I cant top that one
all I can think of is


refrigerate after opening!!!

lol

its a jeep thing you wouldnt understand...hee

"In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant." -Charles de Gaulle-

when i say 2 minutes i mean 2 minutes!!!! hrmmm

"Indecision may or may not be my problem." -Jimmy Buffet-

Chongololo

my words of wisdom are directed at CQ and how many times ppl have spoken them to him CQ BEHAVE!!!

Yeah CQ! "Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?" -James Thurber-

LOL UZ for some reason there is that proverbial grain of salt truth to the concept of non conformity being conformity as everyone assimilates to the borg....

However....my words of wisdom for today are....

CQ quit blaming me for everything!!!!

Not sure if it qualifies as wisdom, or a health precaution but, "CQ! Take that thing you call a beard to a good pet groomer will ya!"

LOLOLOLOL UZ!!!! lol


When life hands me lemons I make beef stew

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 degrees Celsius.

The Russians used a pencil

When the cats away the mouse will play....