**Pour cold apple juice on the carpet in several places and walk around barefoot in the dark.

**Wear a sock to work that has had the toes shredded by a blender.

**Immediately upon waking, stand outside in the rain and dark saying, "Be a good puppy, go potty now -hurry up - come on, lets go!"

**Cover all your best suits with dog hair. Dark suits must use white hair, and light suits must use dark hair.

**Also float some hair in your first cup of coffee in the morning.

**Play catch with a wet slimy tennis ball.

**Run out in the snow in your bare feet in the middle of the night to close the gate.

**Tip over a basket of clean laundry, scatter clothing all over the floor.

**Leave your underwear on the living room floor, because that's where the dog will drag it anyway. (Especially when you have company.)

**Jump out of your chair shortly before the end of your favorite TV program and run to the door shouting, "No no! Do that OUTSIDE!" Miss the end of the program.

**Put chocolate pudding on the carpet in the morning, and don't try to clean it up until you return from work that evening.

**Gouge the leg of the dinning room table several times with a screwdriver -it's going to get chewed
on anyway.

** Take a warm and cuddly blanket out of the dryer and immediately wrap it around yourself. This is the feeling you will get when your puppy falls asleep on your lap.

Awww.... my neighbours just got a new 8 week puppy, makes me want to run out and get one

awwww completely reminds of our pup Simon when he was a baby thanks for sharing!

Aww reminds me of when my big baby doggie was a baby!

Hmmm that sounds just like Mugan...we're to the dragging underpants outside for the whole neighborhood to see...but there's nothing better than a snuggly puppy (no matter how old or big). Thanks for the reminder...lol Let's not forget mr Killian...he's the first one to climb in my lap for a snuggle (he THINKS he little).

*sigh* and that is why I have 5. They are worth every second we have with them for however long. There is nothing like when you are feeling bad and suddenly there is a cold nose pushing against you and then cuddling next to you saying I love you in their own special way to make you feel a little bit better.