An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for the little blue VIAGRA pill. The pharmacist asked "How many?"

The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into four pieces."

The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you through intimacy."

The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm past seventy years old and I don't even think about intimacy anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my new golf shoes."