Bird Food Diet
I have 4 birds & I was buying a large bag of Pretty
Bird at Pet Smart and
was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I
had a bird.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The
Pretty Bird Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in
the hospital
last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I
awakened in an
intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of
my orifices and
IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and
that the way
that it works is to load your pants pockets with
Pretty Bird Pellets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and
that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in
the line was by
now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who
was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital
in that condition
because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was
because I'd been
sitting in the street preening my feathers and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he
was laughing so
hard as he staggered out the door.
BTW this was sent to me from an email Grey list I belong to and it caused a huge ruckus on there. I know we have a better sense of humor on the QP forum
