The nurse starts with certain basic questions.
'How much do you weigh?' the nurse asks.
'115,' Mrs. Jones answers.
The nurse puts her on the scale.
It turns out her weight is 140.
The nurse asks, 'Your height?'
'5 foot 8,' Mrs. Jones replies.
The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5'.
The nurse then takes her blood pressure
And tells her it is very high.
'Of course it's high!' Mrs. Jones screams,
'When I came in here I was tall and slender!
Now I'm short and fat!'
............
Flour and Water
How come when you mix water and flour together
You get glue?
And then you add eggs
And sugar...
And you get cake?
Where did the glue go?
NEED AN ANSWER?
You know very well where it went!
That's what makes the cake
Stick to your BUTT
