Sorry a bit of nonsense really, but I just had to share
This morning I had to grumble at my dog, every couple of seconds he was jumping at the window and barking like mad at anyone who dared to walk in the road

and every time I moved he would dash past me nearly knocking me over to get outside first

, well what do you expect from a Border Collie

, it was just this morning it got on my nerves as it was more than usuall, after grumbling at him, he got the sulks big time, he did come and sit on the sofa next to me, but curled up as small as he could with his back to me, so after a few minutes I started to feel guilty and put my arms out to him 'come and give mum a cuddle' I said and he squashed himself in the corner of the sofa even more 'don't you love me any more Jacko' I said to him in a sad voice, he just sighed heavily and moved his head even further away when all of a sudden from his cage Bijou churped 'kisses for mummy' and three kissing noises, I laughed so much it cheered Jack up, I got my cuddle and a couple of kisses from him