while digging through her purse for change a man came up to wait behind her
she put in some money and puched a button and a pop came out
after doing this for about 10 minutes and 30 cans of pop
the guy behind her said "what the heck are you doing ihave been waiting here forever when will you be done?"
to which she replied "why would i leave when i am winning?"
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three construction worker were eating lunch together
the first guy was mexican
he opened his lunch and found a toco
he said "tocos again! if i get tocos one more time i am going to jump off this building"
the next guy was italian
he opened his lunch and found spagetti and meatball
he said" spagetti and meatballs again! if i get spagetti and meatballs one more time i am going to jump off this building"
the next guy was a blonde
he opened his lunch and found a ham sandwich
he said "a ham sandwhich again! if i get a ham sandwhich one more time i am also going to jump off this building"
the next day they came to work and went to lunch
the mexican guy opened his lunch and there he found a taco so he jumped off the building and died
the italian guy opened his lunch and found spagetti and meatballs so he also jumped off the building and died
now the blonde guy opened his lunch and saw a ham sandwhich and so he also jumped off the building
at the funerals of these 3 men the wife of the mexican guy said"if i knew he hated tacos so much i would have packed him something else"
the wife of the italian guy said "if i had known that he hated spagetti and meatballs i would have fixed him something else"
then silence
well everyone turned to the blonde guys wife
to which she replied" what? he packed his own lunch"
