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A blonde and a lawyer were seated next to each other on a long flight. To pass
the time, the lawyer suggested that they try to stump one another with trivia.

"If I ask you something that you don't know, you owe me $5. The same goes if
you ask me something I don't know." The blonde refused.

"Okay. If you don't know an answer, you pay me $5, but if I don’t know an
answer, I pay you $50."
The blonde accepted. The Lawyer went first.
"What is the distance from the earth to the moon?"

The blonde didn't say anything, but merely reached into her purse, pulled out
a $5 bill and handed it to the lawyer. Then it was her turn.


"What has four legs going up a hill, but only three coming down?"

The lawyer had no idea, so he gave her a $50 bill.


"So, what is it?"


The blonde said nothing, but merely reached into her purse and gave a $5 bill
to the lawyer.
jobo2mi
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
msdani1981
LOL Hilarious!! Great one!
bird-man-iac
HEE HEE i love it ha ha ha ha ha laugh.gif

owned by racal
O love this
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