This duck goes into a bar, hops up on the counter and says " Got any grapes? " The bar tender says " No you silly duck, we sell beer, wine and things like that here. Now go away "
The next day the duck went back into the bar, hopped up on the counter and said " Got any grapes?" The bar tender said " I told you we don't have any grapes, we sell beer wine, and mixed drinks in here, now go away."
The duck goes into the bar the third day, hops on the counter and said, " Got any grapes?" The bar tender yelled, I have told you three days in a row, we don't have any grapes, and if you come in here and ask again, I'll nail your beak to the wall!!"
The duck said, " Got any nails?" the bar tender said, " Well no".
The duck said, " Got any grapes?"


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So like a parrot!!